Monday, August 1, 2011

I'm Katie. I'm An Addict.




Hi everyone, Katie here.

I'm a toilet drinker. I'm addicted to toilet drinking. There. I said it. The first step is admitting you have a problem.


I'm so embarrassed.


Glogirly says I need help. A support group. I suppose I probably do. But all I can think about is that cold, clear bowl of water.



It's my elixir.



It calls out my name in the middle of the night.



As long as the seat is up, the bar is always open.


O Cod, please grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to know the difference day by day by day. O dear Lord, three things I pray.





Disclaimer:
This post is not intended to make fun of or downplay the significance of addition. Glogirly & Katie have only compassion and empathy for those struggling.


7 comments:

  1. he he - Katie - you are such a cutie. I has a secret too - when I first came to live here, I wanted to drink out of the toilet bowl too. But cuz my oomans put harmful cleaner stuff in the toilet, they not let me drink from it. Now they keep the lid down all the time or I'd be in there. Now I make them keep fresh water in the bathroom sink for me. If the sink is empty, I'll sit in the sink until it's filled with fresh cold water again.

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  2. Katie, my human keeps the lids down on all the toilets, so none of us have ever had a drink out of them!

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  3. I used to do once because my dad forgot to keep the lid down, Mom freak out ! when she saw me about to drink it and then she did searching on net. and she felt release a little bit when they said cats can handle that pretty good than human ( Not to get the evil germs ).But whatever they said, my human keeps the lid down. because it's still yukky thing for them.

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  4. Yikes--Katie! We never do that, but then our mama keeps the lid down. We hope you get help soon!

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  5. Katie, me too. AND can you believe it, my humans actually deliberately leave the toilets open when they go on a trip, in case our cat sitter forgets to come, then I will have water. This is based on an experience they had once where they got their wires crossed with the pet sitter and Rusty and I ran out of food and water.

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  6. Katie, It is a common sight here to see a Cat bum rising magically from the bowl. You are NOT alone! And WE don't think it's a problem. Nosireebob.

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  7. I used to be a real lover of the porcelain god, but now it can't balance on the lid.

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