Monday, May 7, 2018

Kitchen Counter on a Technicality

WAFFLES:  Kitchen counter? I'm not on the kitchen counter. You can't even see my feet. How can I be on the kitchen counter if you can't see my feet?


KATIE:  I can totally see your feet, Waffles. And they're totally ON the kitchen counter. 


WAFFLES:  I only have ONE foot on the counter, Boss. Not all my feet. See?


KATIE:  One foot the camera can see. What about the other three? 


WAFFLES:  Ok, is this better? Now I'm in the window next to the counter.

KATIE:  And how exactly did you get there, Waffles? By jumping ON the kitchen counter?

   
WAFFLES:  Sheesh, Boss. It's not like you never jump on the counter. 


KATIE:  Perhaps. But there's an important distinction. I never get caught. 


Cat TV
We've got lots of big windows in our house, with some great Cat TV channels. There's the Blue Jay Channel, the Hummingbird Channel, the Chipmunk Channel, and the Fox Channel. And by Fox, we're not talking about the news. Last year for a few minutes we even had premium access to the Bear Channel.

Friday's big snow has already melted and the wildlife channels are starting to air some great content. Much to Glogirly's chagrin, one of the prime viewing locations is out our kitchen windows. The windowsills are nice and deep and perfectly sized for you-know-who.


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20 comments:

  1. Summer at sparklecat.comMay 7, 2018 at 2:09 AM

    I thought they built kitchen counters especially for kitties!

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  2. The Kitties of Purring PinesMay 7, 2018 at 4:24 AM

    We think they built kitchen counters for kitties too!

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  3. Poppy QMay 7, 2018 at 4:40 AM

    Great windows. Surely stepping on the counters to get to the windows is just a technicality.

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  4. Squeedunk Cats and Z-GirlMay 7, 2018 at 7:14 AM

    We think special dispensation should be made if the final destination is the window...a pass through if you will. That window is premium seating!

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  5. The Swiss CatsMay 7, 2018 at 8:05 AM

    According to our own recent studies, kitchen counters are made for kitties. Purrs

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  6. ReneMay 7, 2018 at 10:44 AM

    Waffles, we don't blame you for wanting to see the sights!

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  7. ChristineMay 7, 2018 at 11:11 AM

    Me-ow sounds like pretty pawsome Cat Tv you and Katie have. Hugs and Purrs.

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  8. Random FelinesMay 7, 2018 at 11:14 AM

    makes the humans nuts when certain channels are only available in certain areas :)

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  9. katsrusMay 7, 2018 at 12:17 PM

    Sounds like some fun times. Have a great week.
    Sue B

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  10. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenMay 7, 2018 at 1:38 PM

    Cody isn't allowed on the counter either (not that it stops him lol) but Waffles has the purrfect excuse, how could that lovely windowsill go to waste? catchatwithcarenandcody

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  11. Eastside CatsMay 7, 2018 at 4:10 PM

    Waffles, allowed and not allowed are NOT words in a cat’s vocabulary!

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  12. The Island CatsMay 7, 2018 at 6:51 PM

    The mom gave up long ago trying to keep us off the kitchen counters.

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  13. Just DuckyMay 7, 2018 at 11:49 PM

    Mum has always let us on the kitch-hen counters, figures she can't be there to police them 24/7. Plus Derby used to love stretching out on the kitch-hen table in the sun in the afternoon. Mum just cleans before she needs to do stuff.

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  14. Laura GrimshawMay 8, 2018 at 12:48 PM

    Birdie and chipmunk channels are our faves.

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  15. Quinn and Angel brandiMay 8, 2018 at 1:20 PM

    What are kitchen counters??? Inquiring kitty wants to know.

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  16. Lola The Rescued CatMay 8, 2018 at 3:44 PM

    Believe it or not, Lexy and I don't go on the counter. Only very rarely. There's too much junk up there for us to fit comfortably.

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  17. hoppytoad79May 8, 2018 at 5:27 PM

    Adding my vote for a pass-thru exception to be allowed. Can't block access to prime Cat TV viewing! ;)

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  18. The Florida FurkidsMay 8, 2018 at 8:39 PM

    We NEVER go on the counters....really....um....sort of...mostly..

    The Florida Furkids

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  19. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensMay 9, 2018 at 5:54 PM

    Ollie used to love to sit above the fridge. The only way he could get there was to get up on the counter first, but he was so smooth about it that he only ever had two feet on there at any one time so I would overlook it.

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  20. Nancy Blue MoonMay 17, 2018 at 2:32 AM

    I wish I could spend one whole day just staring out at your view! You are lucky kitties to see what you see up on that mountain!

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