WAFFLES: Kitchen counter? I'm not on the kitchen counter. You can't even see my feet. How can I be on the kitchen counter if you can't see my feet?
KATIE: I can totally see your feet, Waffles. And they're totally ON the kitchen counter.
WAFFLES: I only have ONE foot on the counter, Boss. Not all my feet. See?
KATIE: One foot the camera can see. What about the other three?
WAFFLES: Ok, is this better? Now I'm in the window next to the counter.
KATIE: And how exactly did you get there, Waffles? By jumping ON the kitchen counter?
WAFFLES: Sheesh, Boss. It's not like you never jump on the counter.
KATIE: Perhaps. But there's an important distinction. I never get caught.