WAFFLES: What are you counting, Boss?
KATIE: Candles, Waffles. We're going to need a LOT of candles.
WAFFLES: How many do we need?
WAFFLES: Sixty? You mean like, 60??? Can you even count that high, Boss?
KATIE: Well according to Gloman, 60 is the new 50.
WAFFLES: I can't even count to 50.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GLOMAN!
Tomorrow's the big day! We'll be celebrating this year with a staycation. Gloman and Glogirly are taking time off from work to stay home and PLAY WITH US!
KATIE: Ok, so maybe they'll squeeze in a movie or two and a special dinner out. Ahem –there had better be a couple kitty bags of leftovers in our future.
WAFFLES: Leftovers??? Like beef tenderloin leftovers?? *remembering beef tenderloin incident*
KATIE: I thought you'd be jonesing for chicken, Waffles.