WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Have you seen him?
KATIE: Seen who, Waffles?
WAFFLES: You know! The Great Leper Can!
KATIE: Don't you mean the Great Leprechaun?
WAFFLES: That's what I said! The Great Leper Can! He's supposed to bring us golden chicken from his big pot by the rainbow. I wonder if he'll bring me a side of gravy. Maybe I should text him.
KATIE: Waffles, I hate to tell you (not really) but the Great Leprechaun doesn't have any chicken in his pot. And even if he did, I don't think he'd be making any special deliveries.
WAFFLES: You just don't believe in him, Boss. But he's real you know. And so's his big pot of golden chicken. I just know it.
KATIE: Ok, ok Waffles. If you believe, that's all that counts. Don't let me stand in the way of your leper can dreams.
WAFFLES: Uh, hello Mr. Leper Can? I'd like to order one large pot of golden chicken with a side of gravy. And an extra drumstick for the Boss. And one mac and cheese, hold the mac.
Thank you friends, for always making our Irish eyes smile. In honor of St. Paddy's Day, we have a special limerick for you.
Tomorrow is St. Catricks Day!