WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, what's that big pink dot doing on our blog?
KATIE:  We're telling everyone what our Top 5 Loves are. 
WAFFLES:  Well I don't know about you, but my 5 are chicken. There's white meat, dark meat–
KATIE:  Waffles, yesterday was #NationalCatDay. We're sharing the things we love the most with our friends and readers. Certainly you must love more than just chicken.
WAFFLES:  JUST chicken? How can you say just chicken? Besides, you said National Cat Day was yesterday.
KATIE:  Waffles, that doesn't change a thing. As far as we're concerned, everyday is National Cat Day.
WAFFLES:  But what about National Waffles Day? National Chicken Lovers Day? What about–
KATIE:  Waffles, not everyday is about you. 
WAFFLES:  But you just said, everyday is Cat Day, right?
1.  Love Thy Neighbor
KATIE:  No tongue, Waffles. No tongue. 
2.  Love Thy Toilet Paper
WAFFLES:  Paperwork, paperwork, paperwork. Lots of paperwork.
3.  Love Thy Dinner
WAFFLES:  Are you going to eat that?
4.  Love Thy CatDaddy
WAFFLES:  A little to the– yeah, that's the spot. 
KATIE:  I wish for a world where every cat knows love. 


















































