KATIE: Solutions? Don't you mean RESOLUTIONS?
WAFFLES: Yeah, you know... like all the stuff you're going to do better.
Waffles' New Year's Resolutions
1. Spend more time with the Katie.
2. Steal more food.
3. Play with Katie's toys.
4. Sign up for How to be a Chicken Rancher Correspondence Course.
5. Eat more chicken.
Katie's New Year's Resolutions
1. Spend less time with Waffles.
2. Hide more food.
3. Hide more toys.
4. Sign Waffles up for How to be a Chicken Rancher at the University of Siberia.
5. Enough already with the chicken.
From all of us here at the Townhouse...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
May 2015 bring you health, happiness, love & laughter.
...and wand toys.