WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Did you know it's National Measure Your Feet Day?
KATIE: Seriously? Is that really the best they could come up with for today?
WAFFLES: It's cool, Boss! You know what they say about big feet!
KATIE: No, Waffles. Tell me, what DO they say about big feet?
WAFFLES: I don't know. But they say something, so it must be good! I have BIG feet. What kind of feet do you have?
KATIE: What do you mean, what kind of feet do I have?
WAFFLES: Are they small? medium? large?
KATIE: They're just right.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss.... just right is not a size. Only small, medium, large–
KATIE: Well that depends.
WAFFLES: Depends on what?
KATIE: Depends on what (or who) I'm getting ready to whap.
Waffles, don't you know, it isn't polite to ask a lady her size
ReplyDeleteWaffles, we think you have marvelous feet!
ReplyDeleteYou've got dainty little toesies, Katie :)
ReplyDeleteFunny, that's what Binga says too!
ReplyDeleteI think it are Waffles you're gettin ready to whap.
ReplyDeleteWooohoo the power of the PAW!!!! 💖
ReplyDeleteMommy is squeeing!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHehe! Cat paws are THE kewtest! (and I don't use that word often!) I have quite big feet for a girl - but then I'm six foot tall, I'd fall over if I had little ones! ;)
ReplyDeletePurrfect answer, Katie.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, I think that dainty paw of Katie's could plant a whopper on your ginger person!!
ReplyDeleteKatie, you have perfectly dainty toesies. And Waffles, you have to have big feet to launch you into all of your mischief, right?
ReplyDeleteThey have perfectly proportioned feets. I think size does matter in a way. Every polydactyl cat I've met has had a very nice personality. My sweet Tommie has enormous feets!
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Maggie
Size doesn't matter for whapping! :)
ReplyDeleteYou kitties have the most adorable toes!!!!!
ReplyDeleteInteresting day! Ha! Had no idea there was a measure your feet day!
ღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
We see some itty, bitty claws of doom Katie!
ReplyDeleteMeowm wants to smooch your feets!
Chalk another one up to Katie!
ReplyDeleteDid Waffles understand that one, though?
Atta girl, Katie!
ReplyDeleteRemember those dainty paw prints on the counter top the other day Katie?
ReplyDeleteGood answer, Katie. Our mommy likes large paws and most of us have them, especially Giulietta, The humans call paws as big as hers, meathooks. MOL! Hope you will join us Sunday for our Selfies Blog Hop. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo.
ReplyDeleteMiss Katie you also have the purrfect pawicure!
ReplyDeleteCareful Waffles, it sure looks like Katie is armed and dangerous!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, if I were you I'd use those big feet to make some tracks!
ReplyDeleteBwaahahaha! Where do you come up with these? Rhette has tiny feet which makes her VERY sneaky! Mom's old cat Herb had HUGE feet, as big as the palm of her hand, you sure could here him coming! Something to think about Waffles. Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteYeah Waff..It's not the size of the paw..It's how hard you can whap with it..right Miss Katie?
ReplyDeleteWatch out Waff, you may be getting a giant size whap!
ReplyDeleteNancy Blue Moon told it purrfectly MOL ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteYour paws are just the right size for whapping.
ReplyDeleteGood point well made Katie!
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