I know what you're asking yourself:
Where ON EARTH has Katie been?
Has Waffles taken over the Townhouse?
The Blog?
The WORLD???
Well you see, there is a method to my supposed madness. A carefully crafted master plan.
By nature, Waffles is a very simple cat. Sure, he puts on a good show, but do not be fooled. There's nothing except marshmallow fluff between those tufted ears.
He'll try anything, eat anything, play with anything.
He'll literally GO anywhere. And by GO, I mean GO in ALL it's forms and definitions.
So just in case you're questioning who's REALLY in charge here... I present to you, my Master Plan.
1. Waffles goes to conferences.
↳Katie lounges at home.
2. Waffles flies on planes.
↳Katie lounges at home.
3. Waffles sleeps in hotel rooms.
↳Katie lounges at home.
5. Waffles hangs out with vets for fun.
↳Katie lounges at home.
6. Waffles enters contests.
↳Katie wins.
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Katie is no dummy!
ReplyDeleteYou are a genius, Katie. I bow to ypu.
ReplyDeleteCan you help me work a master plan where Figaro flies around the world and stops pestering me?
ReplyDeleteKatie you are BRILLANT! You have beauty and brains!
ReplyDeleteYou are giving me ideas Katie!
ReplyDeleteEmily
YES!! Katie wins!!! Great thinking oh might materplanner
ReplyDeleteMiranda Kitten
Sadly Ichiro won't go anywhere at all. Otherwise I'd copy that master plan.
ReplyDeleteA perfect plan. You are one smart Katie.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get Binga in on this, but the humans already tried to make her social outside of our house - and it didn't work. :-(
ReplyDeleteMOL, sounds like ya gotta plan!
ReplyDeleteWhatevew wowks fuw ya' katie. Meez and sis Lexi like tu suppowt each uddew. ☺
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Ahhh excellent!
ReplyDeleteAll that Waffles fluff is just so adorable though.
ReplyDeleteMOL oh Katie you are just too smart! Genius plan!
ReplyDeleteTruly, it is a simple plan. Those are always the best ones. Our straw hats would be off to you if our Mommy hadn't forgotten Straw Hat Day.
ReplyDeleteHappy Thursday, Katie.
XOXO
Excellent plan!!!! Keep Waffles distracted!!!
ReplyDeleteMum says you're a judo-cat, because one of the principles of judo says : "maximum of efficiency for a minimum of effort". Mum has the black belt, so you can trust her. Purrs
ReplyDeleteKatie, we knew you were still (and always will be) The Boss.
ReplyDeleteWell, we know who has the brains. :)
ReplyDeleteA master plan!!
ReplyDeleteIt's all coming together, Katie .. all coming together! :)
ReplyDelete*raises paw** ummm. Katie - do you mean dat Waffles is not using 'da litter box?? OMC - how pawful - you're master plan is the best - lounging wifout the orange monster
ReplyDeletePurrfect
You're a smart one for sure!
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a purrrrfect master plan, Katie!
ReplyDeletekatie just like a woman! MOL
ReplyDeleteSo as long as Waffles is out and about, Katie is happy at home? Sounds like a great plan to me! MOL
ReplyDeleteWell I guess that is a good plan for you sweet Katie..but I think that Waffles would rather travel with Glogirly and meet lots of people and get lots of attention than "lounge at home" like you do sweetheart..I think Waff is a real People Kitty..
ReplyDeleteI must admit Katie... MOL you win alright
ReplyDeleteHi GlowGirly
ReplyDeleteWe were plowing through our mail and saw yours...
We do not have anything?
try timdatomcat at gmail dot com.
Sometimes my other mail gets so much it can be a day or so till I see it.
Dad never even checks his... I get all the mail MOL
Timmy and Dad
Sounds like a great plan Katie.
ReplyDeleteSue B
LOL Katie you have it all sorted for sure.
ReplyDeleteAs always, you are brilliant Miss Katie!
ReplyDeleteWaffles is a social animal cat, while Katie is a loner. We like social cats!
ReplyDeleteBrilliant plan, Katie...but then, I'd expect no less from you :-)
ReplyDeleteYour plan is safe with us
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Katie, We are so happy to know that you have a plan as we would have expected nothing less from you. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteexcellent plan katie,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteKatie... you will always be our evil genius hero... brilliant! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!
ReplyDeleteyet more proof that you are a genius!!
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