Hi everyone, Katie here.
This kitten stuff is EXHAUSTING. I just finished the chapter on food dish security. Now I'm looking for the one on how to prevent butt-smelling. I swear it's got to be here somewhere. *yawn* Somewhere. I'm just going to close my eyes. *yawn* Just for a little *yaaawn* bit.
Zzzzzzzz.
Oops, this does not sound like it's going to be a good, undisturbed nap...
ReplyDeleteKatie, just WHAP him! Simple, direct, to the point.
ReplyDeleteSoon he will be a cat and all will be well
ReplyDeleteYeah, good luck with that butt-sniffing prevention thing. If you figure that out, let Daphne know.
ReplyDeleteAllie: or just deliver Sparkle's patented(TM) SPOD -> Smacky Paw of DOOM.
ReplyDelete(I'm trying to work on my technique over here, but Maxwell's been surprisingly uncooperative, though I keep telling him it's all in the name of science - and subduing Faraday. He should be down with that... wouldn't you think?)
Whappity-whap-whap. Over and over again. At least till he's bigger than you and then I guess you'll need a new strategy. Sorry about that whole butt-sniffing dealio.
ReplyDeleteSweet dreams Katie!
ReplyDeleteOh my cat! Be sure to have your bum covered while you're sleeping, Katie! We wouldn't want him to sneak up on you. You can teleport over to our house, but Princeton is just about as much trouble as Waffles! It would be disastrous if they taught each other their dirty tricks. MOL!
ReplyDeleteDon't forget about the *humping* bit too, Katie!
ReplyDeletea good whapping will sort that one out Katie just show him who the boss is.xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteWhat a great tome? Well funny! Have a super Sunday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
We agree with those who say to keep whopping! Have a relaxing Sunday!
ReplyDeleteKatie girl - you just have to show him who's boss! Give him a good swat with the paw and he should get the hint!
ReplyDeleteKatie, We disagree with most of the above comments. We feel that negotiation solves nearly all disputes. Once every political device has been tried, only then do you whap! k?
ReplyDeleteWe needed this book when Ashton showed up. Maybe she didn't come with one because she was originally found on the side of the road? What does it say about handling them when they grow up to be huge and take the best spot on the bed? Inquiring minds want to know!
ReplyDeleteKatie, we hope that book helps you...but when all else fails...a good whap works.
ReplyDeletewell, now Katie, did you ever consider that maybe you have a very fascinating butt? do you really want to deprive him of his education?
ReplyDeleteBut a solid foundation in whapping is important too.
Can lucy borrow that book?
ReplyDeleteKatie you are just too adorable!
ReplyDeleteLearning by osmosis, eh Katie? Sweet dreams, dear one!
ReplyDeleteKatie, if you find the info on butt smelling, do share...
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Tail down, Katie! TAIL DOWN!!!!!!
ReplyDeletePoor Katie. Get some rest. It doesn't get easier as they get bigger.
ReplyDeletePurr,
Mistletoe
RWB
What a coincidence! The kitten on your book looks remarkably like Waffles Too!
ReplyDeleteHa roo roo roo.
Play bows,
Zim
He is growing fast and will not be so much of a pest.. I hope te he.. HUgs GJ xx
ReplyDeleteKatie, you can't be too concerned if you are exposing your precious belly which, bu the way, I want to rub and ruffle because you are so dear. BTW, just ignore the little twit! We can all tell you, they do outgrow it.
ReplyDeleteButt smelling BOL have a wonderful Sunday doing what you kitties do best.Napping! xx0xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
There is hope for you two Katie!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grLyTX8Dpso
Katie, I might need to read that book, too!
ReplyDeleteUsually it's Mom's bedtime stories that does that to us Katie.
ReplyDeleteIt's got to be there. Check Google
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Looks like he has tired you right out Katie.
ReplyDeleteMe would worry if he lived here, but he is there.
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
Katie, those nutty kittens do that to you! We haven't forgotten Miss Oui Oui's escapades when she was a kitten!
ReplyDeleteDon't tell me he's still into butt sniffing. You gotta break this habit by breaking some serious wind the next time he goes back there. He'll never try it again.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, if kittens are anything like ernests they will never learn!
ReplyDeleteGood luck.
ReplyDeleteIt's hard work, but somecat has to do it. :-)
ReplyDeleteOh , Katie I hope the little brat don´t worn you completely out !!
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