Hi everyone, Katie here.
There's been an incident. Multiple incidents. THREE to be exact. And I'll give you ONE guess who's to blame.
It was an ordinary day. I was just innocently hanging out in the piano room, admiring my modern cat tree, when Waffles Too entered the room and commandeered the third level of my tree.
I might add, he did NOT seek permission to approach, let alone climb my cat tree. I guess some cats just need to look down on others to feel good about themselves.
The next thing I know, I'm being attacked from the sky. Waffles Too waited for me to come just a few feet closer and then WHAM. He dove from skyscraper heights and landed right on my back. Friends, you will have to take my word for this, as it was impossible to capture his maneuver on camera given the speed of the assault.
And then it happened.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, I'd like to report a false alarm.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, everything is fine,
GLOGIRLY: No, it was just the cats.
GLOGIRLY: Yes, cats.
GLOGIRLY: Just two.
GLOGIRLY: Well we have this new kitten and I guess his claws on the hardwood floor ...
GLOGIRLY: No, really. We're all okay.
GLOGIRLY: Thank you. Bye.
Fast forward 24 hours. Waffles Too does it again.
Fast forward 48 hours. AGAIN.
So now the security guy with the toolbelt has to come to the townhouse. Great. Just great. I'm going to post this mug shot at the front door so he knows what he's dealing with.
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I guess Waffles Too has gained some weight...heh heh
ReplyDeleteI think W2 has earned a period of incarceration before he can be considered for parole.
ReplyDeleteI like you're thinking, Spitty.
Delete-Katie
Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteWe had to move our cat tree from the living room to the office, to not set off our alarm when we're not here!
HaHaMeow! We USED to have glass break alarms, too. We think this only qualifies as a misdemeanor. Wait til he works himself up to the bigger stuff. MOL!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh! Wow! Waffles breaks Katie and the alarm goes off! I'm glad they were able to put Katie back together! I think maybe she needs one of those alarms you wear around your neck.. so she can call for help when he 'drops in' on her!
ReplyDeleteWell maybe if it was pink. With diamonds.
Delete; ) Katie
MOL! We'd arrest him and take him home!
ReplyDeleteDo you want our address?
Delete-Katie
We are curious how Waffles Too is able to trigger the alarm this way...Ling and I used to trigger the indoor alarm (the sensor was infra red) by jumping around the sofas so Mommy had that particular sensor disabled. Hee hee.
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This isn't an infra red sensor...like for motion. It's a sound sensor that supposed to go off when glass breaks. Apparently it takes two sounds in rapid succession to trigger it. A deep thump followed by a higher pitched crash. That's what it would sound like if someone was breaking your window. So the thump of Waffles landing on the floor followed by claws and the hardwood floor and hisses...well, you get the point!
DeleteMOL, Waffles you are so naughty but you do have that butter wouldn't melt face :) xx00xxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
HA..HA..HA...Waffles ! Don't worry I did it too ; )
ReplyDeleteKatie, we are looking at the pictures of the rooms you show and have some concerns about the possibility of a curious W2 climbing on the top of the piano and breaking some of the ornamental objects up there too. Hope the security guys can reset the sensitivity of the alarm sensors!
ReplyDeleteNeither of us are allowed on the piano. Believe it or not even Waffles Too seems to get this one right.
Delete; ) Katie
MOL!!! Katie, I think that is AWESOME that Waffles keeps setting off the security alarm! You may disagree with me, but I think it shows exceptional ingenuity!
ReplyDeleteSparkle, you obviously have not HEARD the alarm. It would blow your ears back.
Delete; ) Katie
MOL!!! What's his punishment?!? Maybe we need to get our hoomans to install a security system fur us to play with?!?!
ReplyDeleteWe've never heard of a cat setting off the glass break sensor before. Way to go, W2. Er.... shame on W2!
ReplyDeleteYears ago, our office cat used to set off the indoor infrared sensors so often that the company owner got in trouble with the police for false alarms. Best to get the toolbelt guy to adjust the sensors.
Ha ha not once, not twice but three times. LOL. Epic mischief Waffles. Have a marvelous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Oh my goodness, I'm laughing so hard I almost spewed coffee all over my keyboard. Never a dull moment at your house.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to order some dull. Do you know where I can get it? Maybe online with free delivery?
Delete; ) Katie
We will trade Mister for Waffles. Mister has been STEALING our cat toys. We are very sads. ~Socks & Scylla
ReplyDeleteMom is laughing and shaking her head. When she was in NJ she had to disarm the motion sensor because those who came before would set it off.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Well when the alarm guy set everything up, he wouldn't even LET us have a motion sensor. He said it's a no-go with cats in the house. I guess they never anticipated THIS!
Delete; ) Katie
Waffles Too!! You are so innocent!! Awwwww!! But you must always ask Lovely Katie's permission to use the tree!!! :-) take care
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OMG I nearly sprayed my coffee all over the keyboard!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMC! That Waffles sure is causing some problems isn't he?? Maybe some tough love is in order...or just some tough.
ReplyDeleteHave you thought that W2 is a plant? No, not THAT kind of plant!! Though you could try watering him, Katie! A soggy W2 would be hindered from jumping to level three! ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, just yesterday Waffles Too snuck into the shower with Glogirly. And LIKED it. He is not a cat. I don't know what he is...but he's not a cat.
Delete-Katie
I REST MY CASE. :::cue X-Files theme:::
DeleteOh Waffles, you really need to start following Katie's example! You silly kitty...
ReplyDeleteOink oink,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
Oh my Katie what next! Maybe you should leave the window open a bit and tell Waffles there is a bigger cat tower outside and he should go look
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ha ha sorry Katie sweetie, but this post has us laughing uncontrollably over there. Poor Glogirly having to explain this one to security! I hope you don't get evicted because of it or worse have them tell you no more cats in the building. You are going to have to have a serious talk with Waffles Too.
ReplyDeleteWell thank Cod we own the Townhouse or we'd really be in trouble with management! That's not to say that *I* can't evict a certain *someone.*
Deleteheh, heh
-Katie
We are filled with deep admiration for W2. To be able to cause SUCH pandemonium...it's hasn't been that good at our house since Chuckles (RIP) launched teapots off the pot shelves...lots. He was deaf so what the thrill was we can't imagine.
ReplyDeleteIf you admire him so much, why don't you just give me your address. I'll send you a "package"... parcel post.
Delete; ) Katie
LOL, who knew a cat could trip an alarm!!
ReplyDeleteOooops...well he is a little clumsy,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteAbbi ambushes me from Mama's bed when I'm drinking water. I hate that! Smack him hard, Katie! Purrs, Ateret
ReplyDeletePoor Katie! You need to plan a good revenge on W2.
ReplyDeleteOoooo I hate when those things go off! :(
ReplyDeleteYes, I too think a SERIOUS discussion is in order here!
BONKS!
Selina
PS _ MomKatt LOVES your meowmy's decor! :)
Any discussions to date have been one sided. Surprise, surprise.
Delete; ) Katie
ps...Glogirly says THANK YOU!!! : )
Katie, that's serious stuff! When we saw the first photo we thought for sure those really pretty white and glass lamps and vases on the piano became the casualty but...setting off the alarm! You are living with a serious juvenile delinquent!
ReplyDeleteKatie, You have to sit on him to show who is the Boss!!!
ReplyDeleteSorry but we have to admit that we are full of admiration that a kitty of Waffles Too's size can cause such pandemonium.
ReplyDeleteGood thing the orange boy can't read. Let's just keep this a secret, shall we?
Delete; ) Katie
I can just imagine this happening lol...
ReplyDeleteWaffles! I can't believe your audacity, climbing her tree and pouncing on her?! Kittens can be trouble :)
ReplyDeleteHe atttacked you???? W2 had the onions to attack his BOSS??? You shou've boxed his ears so he couldn't hear the alarm. BTW we had a fire drill here today and I freaked at the noise.
ReplyDeleteW2 you are a true to all red tabbies!
ReplyDeleteWe love mischief!
~Ping
Would this be called a three alarm fight?
ReplyDeleteWe could trade. I don't think Faraday will trip any alarms. But be warned: he subscribes to the guerilla school of fighting, AND he has the disturbing tendency to Get Into Things. Like Paint Stripper. And track it EVERYwhere.
ReplyDeleteIf yous can get them to arrest Waffles, can yous gets them to arrest Kozmo?
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Nellie
So, is he in the slammer yet?
ReplyDeleteBOL! Way to go Waffles Too! Hardy Har Har Har :) Hope the alarm system is a wee bit less sensitive now ;)
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
OMC !
ReplyDeleteDid the little brat attack you ??!!
Shall I come and save you ??
XOXO
Wowzers. This is like one of those detective shows on TV. Not that I'd know, really - I just watch the ones that let the working dogs have speaking parts.
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Zim
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