Wednesday, September 5, 2012

CNN Scoops Katie Campaign Coverup

Hello, I'm Wolf Blitzer and you're in the Situation Room.

Just today CNN has broken a shocking campaign scandal wide open. Sources reveal Katie, the Cat Ruler of the World Candidate from Minneapolis, has covered up a seemingly criminal past.

I'm here with John King, part of the best political team on the blogosphere. John, what can you tell us about this latest development in the Campaign For A Cause Contest?

JOHN KING:  Wolf, these two photographs have been making the rounds in the Twitterverse. Notice the striking similarity between them. The photograph on the left we all recognize as Katie's official campaign poster. Team Katie has been tweeting this out to followers and supporters since the campaign began nearly three weeks ago.

JOHN KING:  On the right, we see a mug shot tweeted by the Cat-Drudge Report. This certainly gives merit to rumors that Katie is hiding a secret and criminal past. It also illustrates what some would describe as reckless, even brazen behavior, using a doctored mug shot for official campaign propaganda.

WOLF:  John, I can't quite make out the details on the mug shot. 

JOHN KING:  Wolf, the placard clearly shows the convicted cat's name as, KATIE CAT. Height 33", don't know if that's toes to ears or nose to tail. Date of birth, September 2005. The charge listed is SHOELACE TAMPERING.  Although sources confirm that Katie has since been cleared of all charges, her reputation may still be suffering. Ancient history or not, there's no telling what this will do to her campaign.

WOLF:  Thank you, John. CNN has contacted Team Katie, however due to perviously scheduled naps, no one has been available for comment. We will be watching this story very closely in the coming days. 


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  1. Hmmm, I thought Katie was cleared of those charges....

  2. Shoelaces? Mmm-hmm. Let me just say that I don't think Katie will be getting the MOUSE vote!

    Just sayin' - I'm all about facts, not litter flinging...

  3. Nothing like a little scandal to spice up the campaign. :)

  4. Oh oh, it's the Chey scandal all over again! Will you be on the lamb too, sweetie?

  5. Don't let it get to you Katie. Those media types like to dig up dirt. We know you were cleared of all charges. With your strong platform no one will even notice this news thingy.

    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

  6. You also stole my HEART! Hope those charges don't come out!

  7. But we think shoelace tampering is a good thing!!! Hope they don't blow it out of proportion !
    Go Katie!!!

    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Tiger,Treasure,JJ and Julie

  8. I KNEW that Wolf Blitzer guy was really a wolf! I believe, Katie, if you put the emphasis on this, this whole little shoelace tampering business can be swept under the carpet, so to speak. Just focus the attention on that photo of him without his makeup on, okay? purrs

  9. We knew it was just a matter of time before this campaign got really dirty!!

  10. MOL, laughter is the best medicine. Thanks for making us feel better today.

  11. Oh dear... this brings back unpleasant memories of the time I came back from vacation to find Zoey in a criminal line-up while I was gone... and it had something to do with Katie...

    Even though the media is perfect and never makes mistakes or jumps to conclusions, we still remain neutral and will not judge until all the facts are presented and are sure everything will turn out just fine. Right, Katie??

  12. I think Katie is always right!By the way are wonderful and I'm your fan! :)
    and good luck,

    Luna and mammy Léia

  13. Gasp! They're uncovering criminal records? I better get my mouthpiece on the blower. "Hello, Tuna? I may need your services. This campaign is getting dirty and I'm wearing white today."

  14. shoelace tampering? this is scandalous...

  15. MOL!!! They forgot the mouse killing or were you exonerated from that too?

  16. smokin salmon patties on rye katie ...never in a million yeers wood we haz guessed ewe iz 33 feet tall....most gurls dont even like diz closin that kinda info...

  17. Me is sure happy they did not bring up the dead mouse thing!
    and good luck
    Nellie Campaign Manager for Austin
    Cat Ruler of the World 2012

  18. mud slinging and lies,can't believe reporters they always lie

  19. There is truth in jest. That image of Katie as a criminal does not inspire confidence. Where is your damage control publicist? But then again all publicity is good publicity :-0

  20. FaRADaY: *raises paw* and then there was the time--" *mmmfp-!*

    Allie: *smiles sweetly to camera while holding struggling Faraday's mouth shut* What my DEAR BROTHER was about to say was there's NO TIME to dig up ridiculous allegations when we have such a SERIOUS campaign on our paws.

    Maxwell: But... *mmmpfff!*

    Allie: *stuffs back paw in Maxwell's mouth while artfully balancing on one dainty paw*
    Why would the press be digging up OLD, hackneyed news (B-O-R-I-N-G) when there's so much more IMPORTANT things to talk about, such as Katie's FAB sense of style? Oh, and Blind Cat Rescue, too...?

  21. I told you that press corp was sniffing around dear Katie!

  22. Oh! The media will stop at nothing to create drama. Katie was cleared of those charges!

  23. *sigh*
    Thoose reporters that ALWAYS shall find skelletons in efurrybodys wardrobe !

  24. Coach says, napping is good and do that cat thing, the one where you just ignore everyone?!


    You go girl!

  25. Katie
    We say "YOU'VE BEEN FRAMED" and defamed. Time to defend your name.

    ✿•*¨`*•. ♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥✿•*¨`*•.

  26. Katie....NO!! I agree, you must be cleared!!


    PS. Wow--I'm surprised toothat Wolf Blitzer REALLY is a wolf

  27. Shoelace tampering? It could have been so much worse!

  28. Wonder what else they are going to dig up from your past
    Benny & Lily

  29. Uh oh Katie,

    Is your past CATching up with you buddy?

    Good luck,

    Your Doggie pal Snoopy :)

  30. Ok I initially thought John King was a mouse. MY MISTAKE! I'm still very sleeping from yesterday's trance.

  31. Birthday in September?
    Happy Birthday Katie! We know you're just being framed by political bonanza!


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