KATIE: Waffles, what on earth are you doing up there?
WAFFLES: I'm looking for my fetch toy. Have you seen my fetch toy, Boss? Have you?
WAFFLES: How about my pickle? And my feather?
KATIE: Same question.
WAFFLES: But Boss, I can't find anything. Haven't you seen them?
WAFFLES: Good idea, Boss!
WAFFLES: Nope. No fetch toy here.
KATIE: That's not what I meant by retracing–
WAFFLES: But you said–
KATIE: Have you tried the dishwasher?
WAFFLES: I don't do dishes, Boss. Duh.
KATIE: UNDER the dishwasher. You know, with the other 142 toys you've stashed under there?
Katie keeps close tabs on her toys, but Waffles is obsessed with stashing them under things. There are likely untold numbers of fetch toys under the dishwasher.
And don't even get us started on the refrigerator!