WAFFLES: Boss! I'm bored. Do you want to play patty cake or something? Maybe let me sniff your–
WAFFLES: Boss? Where'd you go, Boss?
WAFFLES: I'm hungry. Want to split a bag of treats from Glogirly's conference swag bag? If you stand on the lookout I bet I can get it open before–
KATIE: Yeah, about that swag bag...
WAFFLES: BOSS!!! No way!
KATIE: Yes way.
Cat Treat Crimes
The cats (or rather the treats) are out of the bag. Usually it's Waffles who's the culprit behind crimes against cat treats, but this time a certain tuxie was the mastermind. While Glogirly was photographing all the cool stuff she brought home from the conference, she made a tactical error and left the bag of food and treats unattended. Though Waffles was all "what are you taking pictures of, Glogirly?" Katie moved in with a quiet stealth. Apparently freeze dried salmon brings out the cat burglar in her.
Go Katie! I just hope she didn't make herself sick or anything. Waffles can have the next bag. Maybe. If he's quick enough.
ReplyDeleteOh for real? I already made the joke about dragging myself off the floor from rolling around and laughing and now THIS. I might never need to sit on my desk chair ever again ... I'll be reduced to a pile of giggles! Bear will STARVE because I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING! One of the benefits of writing as a cat is being able to step up the drama when necessary :) One thing that's NOT drama? This post is hilarious and the pictures are priceless!
ReplyDeleteps - Go Katie! Show that Waffles how it's done!
Ooooh Katie! I didn't know you had it in you! Go girl, go!
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny. Poor Waffles. He has some real competition now doesn't he?
ReplyDeleteWay to go Katie!
ReplyDeleteYes, great job, Katie! You were focused on the most important thing. MOL.
ReplyDeletePaws up, Katie!
ReplyDeleteKatie, we don't blame you one bit. We saw all the stuff in that swag bag and we woulda done the same thing if the mom didn't stop us. ;)
ReplyDeleteMakes you wonder how often Waffles has taken the rap for the lovely Katie, Mistress of Mischief...
ReplyDeleteCongratulations for winning Best Humor blog. Next year Best Photography!
xxoo
Maggie
mmmmmm.....salmon. good job Katie!!
ReplyDeleteHee hee, love that Katie was the smooth criminal this time! Good for her!
ReplyDeleteThis happens in our house when treats are left unattended and locked behind cabinet doors.
ReplyDeleteHe he, well done, Katie ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteYou snooze you lose Waffles. Way to go Katie!
ReplyDeleteScore one for Katie. Very good sneak attack, girl.
ReplyDeletecan you blame her?? good for you Katie!
ReplyDeleteIt's always the quiet ones. . .
ReplyDeleteWhy Katie, you sneaky girl, you! So wonderful to know Waffles isn't the only stealth noms stealer in the condo.
ReplyDeleteHuh! Katie you did it? You had the key!
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
MOL You go Katie. We luv da freeze dried treats too. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Katie!!! You go, girl!
ReplyDeleteKatie, been watching the master and taking notes! WTG.
ReplyDeleteIn her defense, those salmon treats ARE pretty epic! My cats have gone wild for them. And Popoki has been playing like crazy with my tambourine, too! It's amazing that I can get anything done!
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