WAFFLES: Hey Boss? Are you using this scratcher?
KATIE: Seriously? What does it look like? Of COURSE I'm using this scratcher.
WAFFLES: Because you're not really scratching. You're just sitting.
KATIE: Waffles, it's a scratcher/lounger. Just like the scratcher/lounger upstairs. Just like the scratcher/lounger downstairs. Just like the scratcher/lounger a few feet away from where you're standing RIGHT NOW. Four scratcher/loungers. We have four.
WAFFLES: But I like this one.
KATIE: Waffles, it's exactly the same as all the other ones.
WAFFLES: No it's not. I like this one.
KATIE: Ok, Waffles. How is this scratcher different from all the others?
WAFFLES: I don't know. I just like this one.
KATIE: Does this have anything to do with the fact that I'M sitting on this scratcher?
WAFFLES: Um. No?
KATIE: This townhouse is not big enough. Not for me and Waffles. Not for any more scratchers.