WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Did the Easter Bunny leave you a quarter under your pillow yesterday?
KATIE: No, Waffles. That's the Tooth Fairy.
WAFFLES: Whoa! The Easter Bunny left you TEETH?
KATIE: No, Waffles. The Easter Bunny brings eggs and the Tooth–
WAFFLES: You got EGGS under your pillow??? That must've been messy.
KATIE: You've GOT to be kidding.
WAFFLES: So what about Santa Claws. Does he ride with the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy? Who drives?
KATIE: I am SO out of here.
WAFFLES: Sheesh, this holiday stuff is confusing. At least I'm clear on the Great Leper Can.
Waffles, tell Katie that she needs to be more patient with you :)
ReplyDeleteWaffles, I think you just gave my human a headache!!
ReplyDeleteWaffles - I love you
ReplyDeleteSo funny!
ReplyDeleteI'm just waiting until he asks wherre babies come from....
ReplyDelete~Vicat
Don't worry about the holly-daze Waffles, just as long as the treats keep rollin in!
ReplyDeleteHappy Mancat Monday!
>>smooches<<
But it's easy, Waffles : Santa works hard during Chrissymouse and then falls asleep. The bells go to Roma and bring eggs back with them. The bells wake up Santa, he can have a good breakfast and kids can wait until next Chrissymousse eating yummy eggs. St Paddy snoopervize that Spring (North) or Autumn (South) is ready and that there is enough grass (or sheets) on the ground so that eggs do not break themselves during the distribution. The Easter Bunny spread eggs everywhere in the world as do Santa for gifts. As eggs are made of chocolate (often), it's a risk for kid's teeth. That's the reason why the Tooth Fairy is on duty 24/7 for kids up to 15 years old (no, Granny, not for you !). With the Tooth Fairy's money, kids buy milk and carrots for Rudolph and co to thank you for helping Santa on Chrissymouse. Easy, no ? Purrs
ReplyDelete..I think something got scrambled between a pair of orange ears..
ReplyDeleteKatie, I don't blame you for leaving! MOL!
You'll get it figured out one day Waffles!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, I think you say stuff just to get Katies goat!! You both are funny
ReplyDeleteOh Waffles!!! You're giving us ALL a headache!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! Awww lovely Waffles!! You're learning fast! Hello gorgeous Katie! Take care
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Hope you's had a happy Easter. You's bof lookin' gawjus. Hav a Pawsum Munday!!
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)
Dezi
Poor Waffles...all these holidays are so confusing, aren't they?
ReplyDeletewe know people who are really like what Waffles pretends to be...
ReplyDeletemaybe The Great Pumpkin can explain it all to you
ReplyDeleteWe think the real question is this: did you get any presents??
ReplyDeleteKatie's been patient so far, but I see she's finally given up!
ReplyDeleteWaffles you give us a smile every morning!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, as long as you get goodies from these sneaky characters, it's all good!
ReplyDeleteWaffles..Waffles..Waffles..I think I need to lie down now..
ReplyDeleteZorro from Swiss Cats nailed it Waffles
ReplyDeleteHow do you manage to keep sane Katie? Waffles must give you brain freeze.
ReplyDeleteMOL! We can't keep the holidays straight either, Waffles. All we know is that we always get treats and toys - that's the most important part!
ReplyDeleteMOL! Waffles, sometimes we thinks you is messing with Katie.
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Ha,ha,ha. So funny.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Waff, if your humans are like mine, holidays are just days where the peeps are too busy to play with us and are too cheap to buy us anything.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Waffles, we all get a little confused about these things sometimes. Just sit back and enjoy the presents as they come without worrying about who brought 'em.
ReplyDeleteI just love the wide eyed looks on Waffle's face. :-)
ReplyDeleteFaraday: You forgotz Hannukah Harry!
ReplyDeleteLOL!!!!!!!!!!! Poor Katie….well, and poor Waffles.
ReplyDeleteHope Santa Bunny Fairy brought you all some excellent treats. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giuletta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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