Friday, April 25, 2014

Mustache Envy

Glogirljy, Funny, Cats
WAFFLES:  Hey Boss?  How does my mustache look?

KATIE:  WHAT mustache, Waffles?

WAFFLES:  I'm growing a mustache. I'm a whole 1 and a half years old now. That means I'm a MANCAT. So I think I should grow a mustache. You know, to impress the ladies and get dates.



KATIE: Waffles, it doesn't matter if you're 1½ or 100½, there's no mustache in your future.

WAFFLES:  But YOU have a mustache, Boss.

KATIE:  That's right Waffles.



KATIE:  And there's only room for ONE mustache in THIS Townhouse.


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40 comments:

  1. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 25, 2014 at 12:43 AM

    Waffles, I think you are out of luck on this.

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  2. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)April 25, 2014 at 12:58 AM

    You are so handsome you don't need one, Waff!

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  3. brokenteepeeApril 25, 2014 at 1:33 AM

    Poor Waffles....poor Katie!

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  4. M. K. ClintonApril 25, 2014 at 2:34 AM

    Waffles, hair doesn't make the man cat! You are totally handsome just the way you are. Barking from the bayou has a Sunshine award for you on Friday's blog because you brighten our day!

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  5. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 3:04 AM

    MOL You's so funny Waffles. Yous don't need a mustache. you's qquite handsum just da way you are. And you sweet Katie are gawjus tu. Hav a Pawsum day!!

    Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses :)

    Dezi

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  6. Little Miss TitchApril 25, 2014 at 3:36 AM

    only the boss gets the mustache Waffles,never mind though you get to be the goof ball..hehe,xx Speedy

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  7. AnnStaubApril 25, 2014 at 4:55 AM

    MOL! And that one stache looks fab!

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  8. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesApril 25, 2014 at 4:57 AM

    Well, his moustach blends in with the rest of his furs anyway.. But that tooth! Cute!
    Katie, you have the cutest little black nose! Do you allow smooches?

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  9. The Kitties of Purring PinesApril 25, 2014 at 5:48 AM

    You don't need one Waffles. Mommy's squeeing over both of you now ....

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  10. M DawsonApril 25, 2014 at 5:58 AM

    Kattie 1 - Waffles 0

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  11. Cats Herd YouApril 25, 2014 at 6:53 AM

    Only the boss gets a mustache. And Gloman. (That doesn't make him the boss, does it?!)

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  12. The Swiss CatsApril 25, 2014 at 7:38 AM

    The mustache usually doesn't make the boss, except in your house, Waffles. Lack of luck for you... Purrs

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  13. Lisa KoloseyApril 25, 2014 at 8:50 AM

    What you need, Waffles, is milk! Well, at least Lactaid milk which kitties can tolerate...or just enough milk to give you a temporary stashe...

    Enjoy your weekend!

    ~LisaCo9T

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  14. The Island CatsApril 25, 2014 at 9:36 AM

    That's okay, Waffles. The ladycats like a clean shaven mancat.

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  15. www.shelter-cats.comApril 25, 2014 at 9:43 AM

    Only room for one mustache? Is Gloman going to shave his off in solidarity with Waffles?
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  16. Fur EverywhereApril 25, 2014 at 10:38 AM

    Waffles, you are a very handsome mancat just the way you are.

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  17. AnonymousApril 25, 2014 at 11:46 AM

    Oh poor Mr. Waffles. I have to agree, you don't need a 'stache. You should let Miss Katie win on this one.

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  18. Kitty Cat ChroniclesApril 25, 2014 at 11:48 AM

    Sorry, Waffles… we think Katie is right. But you are mancatly and and handsome anyway!

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  19. da tabbies o trout towneApril 25, 2014 at 11:52 AM

    waffles...dood....we had ta stop by & say grate werk at dee signin a tonks tale...tail....beard...uh..mousestash...a grate job ya did over at maxwell, faraday & allie's place...

    heerz two a sea bass & shrimp kinda week oh end two all ♥

    Hi katie !

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  20. MariliaApril 25, 2014 at 12:11 PM

    Hãn... Waffles... this time Katie has reason!!! =)

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  21. Quinn and Angel brandiApril 25, 2014 at 12:15 PM

    But Waffles, some ladycats DO like mancats without 'stashes!

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  22. The Army of FourApril 25, 2014 at 1:30 PM

    Both Maggie and I kind of have mustaches. They're subtle, but they're there.
    Cammie!

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  23. The Army of FourApril 25, 2014 at 1:30 PM

    Both Maggie and I kind of have mustaches. They're subtle, but they're there.
    Cammie!

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  24. ANGEL ABBYGRACEApril 25, 2014 at 2:00 PM

    Oh Waffles we just love your deeply amber orange eyes. Katie you have such gorgeous features too and you let Waffles know who wears the mustache in your townhouse!

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  25. dArtagnan Rumblepurr/Diego Hamlet MoonfurApril 25, 2014 at 2:45 PM

    *highpaw* To Katie!

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  26. Nancy Blue MoonApril 25, 2014 at 3:17 PM

    Sweet Waffles..you are already the cutest little Mancat..you don't need anything else..Hugs

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  27. Two French BulldogsApril 25, 2014 at 4:27 PM

    I'll tell ya, those whiskas could poke our eyes out
    Lily & Edward

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  28. Angel Ginger JasperApril 25, 2014 at 4:37 PM

    LOL priceless. Waffles sweetheart you are perfect as you are.

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  29. Cathy KeishaApril 25, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    Does Gloman know that? MOL! There’s only room for one ‘stashe in this condo and TW has it. HAH! Your’s is divine, Katie.

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  30. SakuApril 25, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    You is both purrfect the way you are!

    Have a great weekend!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  31. MariodacatApril 25, 2014 at 9:14 PM

    And what a beautiful mustache Katie has too. Waffles, maybe in time somehow something magical will happen and you'll get one of those things. I don't have one either.

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  32. Katnip LoungeApril 25, 2014 at 10:31 PM

    Waffles, a few strokes of Glogirly's eyebrow pencil will fix Katie's wagon!

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  33. The CrewApril 25, 2014 at 10:59 PM

    You know, Waffles, you don't need to have a mustache to be a real Mancat. Neither Max or I have mustaches and we're both totally Mancat!

    George & Max S.

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  34. Timmy TomcatApril 26, 2014 at 5:00 PM

    Waffles you may want to look into some Just for MenCats
    You can put a bit on to darken that lip fuzz.
    MOL
    Sorry buddy I could not resist. I have the light fur too.

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  35. katsrusApril 26, 2014 at 6:43 PM

    Waffles don't feel bad. You've got a long tail and the ladies love a long tail. LOL.
    Sue B

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  36. A Tonk's TailApril 26, 2014 at 9:47 PM

    Faraday: sooooo, are you offering people lifts in your WaffleWagon????

    cuz they're doing that around here, except those humans have PINK mustaches on the dashboard of their rides... (Lyft)

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  37. Kitties BlueApril 27, 2014 at 1:16 AM

    Waffles, we think the only mustache you can ever hope for is a milk one. MOL! XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth & Calista Jo

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  38. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalApril 27, 2014 at 9:22 AM

    Sorry to have to say that this time is Da Boss right :)

    XOXO

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  39. Marty the ManxApril 27, 2014 at 7:44 PM

    Waffles you are going to lose this one sweetie!

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  40. JennMarch 6, 2016 at 7:22 PM

    Waffles, don't feel bad. My man-cat is part native american, 49 years old and he can't grow a mustache either but he's super handsome just like you kid!

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