KATIE: It's a secret, Waffles.
WAFFLES: C'mon Boss, you can tell me. What's a MAYDAY?
KATIE: If I told you, Waffles... I'd have to –
WAFFLES: Ok don't tell me, I'll guess!
WAFFLES: Is it when you put flowers on your hat?
KATIE: No, Waffles. That's Easter. Besides, you're a CAT. That's not really a good look for you.
WAFFLES: Oh I know! It's when you leave flowers at my doorstep!
KATIE: Well, there IS an old tradition of anonymously leaving flowers at your NEIGHBOR's door on the first of May. However you are NOT my neighbor... as much as I wish you'd move in with the dog next door.
WAFFLES: I've GOT it!!! MAYDAY! MAYDAY! I need HELP!!!!
KATIE: You need help alright, Waffles. But that's got nothing to do with MAYDAY.
KATIE: Something BIG is happening here on May, 1 but my kitty lips are sealed. All I can say is you won't want to miss it!