Thursday, May 15, 2014

Katie's Master Plan

Hi everyone, Katie here.

I know what you're asking yourself:
Where ON EARTH has Katie been?

Has Waffles taken over the Townhouse?
The Blog?
The WORLD???

Well you see, there is a method to my supposed madness.  A carefully crafted master plan.

By nature, Waffles is a very simple cat. Sure, he puts on a good show, but do not be fooled. There's nothing except marshmallow fluff between those tufted ears.


He'll try anything, eat anything, play with anything.

He'll literally GO anywhere. And by GO, I mean GO in ALL it's forms and definitions.

So just in case you're questioning who's REALLY in charge here... I present to you, my Master Plan.






1. Waffles goes to conferences.
Katie lounges at home.

2. Waffles flies on planes.
Katie lounges at home.

3. Waffles sleeps in hotel rooms.
Katie lounges at home.

5. Waffles hangs out with vets for fun.
Katie lounges at home.

6. Waffles enters contests.
Katie wins.



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39 comments:

Patty Woodland said...

Katie is no dummy!

Cathy Keisha said...

You are a genius, Katie. I bow to ypu.

Cory said...

Can you help me work a master plan where Figaro flies around the world and stops pestering me?

Carma Poodale Allen said...

Katie you are BRILLANT! You have beauty and brains!

Angel Junior, Orion and Sammy said...

You are giving me ideas Katie!

Emily

Dash Kitten said...

YES!! Katie wins!!! Great thinking oh might materplanner

Miranda Kitten

Cheysuli and gemini said...

Sadly Ichiro won't go anywhere at all. Otherwise I'd copy that master plan.

kate obrien said...

A perfect plan. You are one smart Katie.

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

I wish I could get Binga in on this, but the humans already tried to make her social outside of our house - and it didn't work. :-(

Travis Ford said...

MOL, sounds like ya gotta plan!

dezizworld said...

Whatevew wowks fuw ya' katie. Meez and sis Lexi like tu suppowt each uddew. ☺

Luv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥

Dezi

Wolff Den Press said...

Ahhh excellent!

Dorothy Abernathy said...

All that Waffles fluff is just so adorable though.

Ann Staub said...

MOL oh Katie you are just too smart! Genius plan!

Angel Prancer Pie said...

Truly, it is a simple plan. Those are always the best ones. Our straw hats would be off to you if our Mommy hadn't forgotten Straw Hat Day.

Happy Thursday, Katie.
XOXO

The Kitties of Purring Pines said...

Excellent plan!!!! Keep Waffles distracted!!!

The Swiss Cats said...

Mum says you're a judo-cat, because one of the principles of judo says : "maximum of efficiency for a minimum of effort". Mum has the black belt, so you can trust her. Purrs

Sometimes, Cats Herd You said...

Katie, we knew you were still (and always will be) The Boss.

The Island Cats said...

Well, we know who has the brains. :)

Random Felines said...

A master plan!!

Austin Towers said...

It's all coming together, Katie .. all coming together! :)

Belle Kozlowski said...

*raises paw** ummm. Katie - do you mean dat Waffles is not using 'da litter box?? OMC - how pawful - you're master plan is the best - lounging wifout the orange monster
Purrfect

Casey said...

You're a smart one for sure!

Kitty Cat Chronicles said...

That sounds like a purrrrfect master plan, Katie!

ANGEL ABBYGRACE said...

katie just like a woman! MOL

Andrea and the Celestial Kitties said...

So as long as Waffles is out and about, Katie is happy at home? Sounds like a great plan to me! MOL

Nancy Blue Moon said...

Well I guess that is a good plan for you sweet Katie..but I think that Waffles would rather travel with Glogirly and meet lots of people and get lots of attention than "lounge at home" like you do sweetheart..I think Waff is a real People Kitty..

Timmy Tomcat said...

I must admit Katie... MOL you win alright

Timmy Tomcat said...

Hi GlowGirly
We were plowing through our mail and saw yours...
We do not have anything?
try timdatomcat at gmail dot com.
Sometimes my other mail gets so much it can be a day or so till I see it.
Dad never even checks his... I get all the mail MOL
Timmy and Dad

katsrus said...

Sounds like a great plan Katie.
Sue B

Angel Ginger Jasper said...

LOL Katie you have it all sorted for sure.

Hp0 said...

As always, you are brilliant Miss Katie!

Derby, Ducky said...

Waffles is a social animal cat, while Katie is a loner. We like social cats!

Cary Hillman said...

Brilliant plan, Katie...but then, I'd expect no less from you :-)

Two French Bulldogs said...

Your plan is safe with us
Lily & Edward

Kitties Blue said...

Katie, We are so happy to know that you have a plan as we would have expected nothing less from you. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

speedyrabbit said...

excellent plan katie,xx Speedy

Deb Barnes said...

Katie... you will always be our evil genius hero... brilliant! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!

waggfoods said...

yet more proof that you are a genius!!