WAFFLES: Hey Boss, is this the birthday card you gave Glogirly? It totally smells like you.
KATIE: Well you should know, Waffles. Given how you're constantly smelling my you-know-what.
WAFFLES: Your you-know-what??? Can we even say that on our blog?
KATIE: That's why I said you-know-what.
KATIE: You know.
WAFFLES: I do?
KATIE: How about you share what you wrote in your birthday card for Glogirly?
WAFFLES: Ok, but first I have to tell everyone about the front. It says Taco Cat. On account of Glogirly likes tacos AND cats. And Gloman told me that Taco Cat is like a pal in a drone, whatever that means.
KATIE: Palindrone. It's what you call a word that can be spelled the same backwards and forwards.
WAFFLES: Oh yeah. That.
WAFFLES: So here's what I wrote. Gloman helped me hold the pencil, but I told him what to write.
"And Sleffaw Backwords
is yur FAvorate Cat!
(next to Eitak)
KATIE: Favorite cat??? I bet you don't even know why I picked out the card with the cats spinning the toilet paper off the rolls, do you?
WAFFLES: Because one of the cats looks just like me???
KATIE: Close, Waffles. Very close.
"I'm only sending you this card* to remind you what it would be like if I was like Waffles, but I'm not, and for that, you should be thankful.
*and to remind you that I like to play, but not like an immature cat.
*and to wish you a happy birthday because I know you love me.
About Today's Greetings
Although Gloman wasn't on hand last week to celebrate his girl's birthday, he made sure to fill the mailbox with some very special birthday greetings. And magically, two of the cards were actually from Katie and Waffles.
Birthday Bash Giveaway
Don't miss our special birthday giveaway celebrating Glogirly's big day last week!