WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Did you know it's National Measure Your Feet Day?
KATIE: Seriously? Is that really the best they could come up with for today?
WAFFLES: It's cool, Boss! You know what they say about big feet –
KATIE: No, Waffles. Tell me, what DO they say about big feet?
WAFFLES: I don't know. But they say something, so it must be good! And I have REALLY BIG feet. What kind of feet do you have?
KATIE: What do you mean, what kind of feet do I have?
WAFFLES: Are they small? medium? large?
KATIE: They're just right.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss.... just right isn't a size. Only small, medium, large–
KATIE: Well that depends.
WAFFLES: Depends on what?
KATIE: Depends on what (or who) I'm getting ready to whap.
Great come back Katie!ReplyDelete
Binga happened to be sitting behind my human so she measured her feet... and they are 1-1/2". I wonder what that is in cat shoe sizes.ReplyDelete
Uh-oh! I'd stay a paw's length away if I were you WafflesReplyDelete
Waffles, I think you need a teddy bear ... or an imaginary friend ... I mean that wouldn't be NEARLY as entertaining for us, but I'm thinking you might want to give Katie a break occasionally? I'm thinking you don't want to find out the size of her feet when they make contact with your face. Just saying.ReplyDelete
Great comeback, Katie! Mommy is squeeing over all those feet....ReplyDelete
Aww, Waffles, that was just an innocent question and you don't deserve to be smacked for that. But the thing is, a lady cats paws are the size they are meant to be, neither too big or too small, and whilst she may from time to time put them on a diet or muse over being a size smaller it is not for a man cat to comment but be supportive and be happy for them as they are. purrs ERin PS I love your paws they suit you, sir, just fine.ReplyDelete
Katie still rules!ReplyDelete
very appropriately whapping sized feet :)ReplyDelete
Why do you have jelly bellies stuck on the bottom of your feets?ReplyDelete
Lily & Edward
My feet are dainty like a ladycat's feet should be.ReplyDelete
Your feet are the perfect size then, Katie. ;DReplyDelete
We never noticed you had such big paws, Katie, MOL ! PurrsReplyDelete
MOL! Katie, we bet you stopped Waffles in his tracks with that one.ReplyDelete
inquiring minds want to know if Waffles received a whappingReplyDelete
Mum just says my rear claws need trimming.ReplyDelete
Big feet=big tail and we know you have a long tail Waffles. :)ReplyDelete
Nice one Katieeeeeeeee!ReplyDelete
he he - good answer Katie. I must say you both have pawsome paws, but Waffles paws are extra kissable!ReplyDelete
And what about feet that whap without provocations? *glares at Allie* Inquiring felines wanna know! ~FaradayReplyDelete