WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Did you know it's National Measure Your Feet Day?
KATIE: Seriously? Is that really the best they could come up with for today?
WAFFLES: It's cool, Boss! You know what they say about big feet –
KATIE: No, Waffles. Tell me, what DO they say about big feet?
WAFFLES: I don't know. But they say something, so it must be good! And I have REALLY BIG feet. What kind of feet do you have?
KATIE: What do you mean, what kind of feet do I have?
WAFFLES: Are they small? medium? large?
KATIE: They're just right.
WAFFLES: Uh, Boss.... just right isn't a size. Only small, medium, large–
KATIE: Well that depends.
WAFFLES: Depends on what?
KATIE: Depends on what (or who) I'm getting ready to whap.