Today's blog post is dedicated to our friend, confidante and Glogirly's personal trainer, Joe. He's been trying to whip Glogirly into shape every Wednesday morning for the past seven years. He's also a big fan of #WafflesWednesday. So Joe, we know you're watching... Happy Birthday! Glogirly promises not to wimp out or call in sick today. See you soon!
WAFFLES: So Boss, Joe says I need to work out on account of the ladies like a buff mancat.
KATIE: Hmmm, when you moved in Waffles, I didn't think you'd EVER work out. Yet, here you are. Four years later.
WAFFLES: Joe says I need to do curls and flys with these dumbells. I don't think he knows what he's talking about. These things are WAY too heavy to fly.
KATIE: Giving up awfully quickly aren't you, Waffles? Surely there must be some other exercises you can do besides curls and flys. You're always running up and down the stairs, chasing that ridiculous red dot. There's push-ups and bench presses.
WAFFLES: Ok, I'm pressing really hard. Does this count? Can you see my muscles?
KATIE: I don't think that's what Joe means by bench press. How about lunges?
WAFFLES: Now you're talking. And I can practice on you.