Monday, March 16, 2015

Chicken Riddle

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?



KATIE:  I don't know, Waffles. And I'm not sure I WANT to know.



WAFFLES:  Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken SEDAN!!!



About the Chicken Sedan
The 1973 Oldsmobile, "El Gallo Grande" (the Chicken) is owned by Tommy Kendall, a retired race car driver. He bought the car at a police auction 17 years ago. Better not tell him that Waffles is behind the wheel.





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33 comments:

  1. Katnip LoungeMarch 16, 2015 at 12:44 AM

    Waffles!! There's another Chikkunmobile in Mt. Zion, Illinois! Daddy grew up there.

    The town, not in the vehicle.

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  2. brokenteepeeMarch 16, 2015 at 12:45 AM

    Is he driving it west? Should I expect him soon?

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  3. meowmeowmansMarch 16, 2015 at 12:50 AM

    Ha ha ha! That was pretty funny, Waffles!

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  4. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)March 16, 2015 at 12:56 AM

    Waffles, we totally need to get you into car racing!!!

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  5. Angel Prancer PieMarch 16, 2015 at 1:51 AM

    Winner Winner Chicken Dinner!
    Bwahahaha!

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  6. RogueFiccerMarch 16, 2015 at 3:19 AM

    GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN! That's so bad it's good! I'll have to share it with my car nut father. *G*

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  7. Summer at sparklecat.comMarch 16, 2015 at 3:30 AM

    Ouch! That pun was so bad it gave me a cramp!

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  8. Lone Star CatsMarch 16, 2015 at 3:47 AM

    MOL!

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  9. Hannah and LucyMarch 16, 2015 at 6:16 AM

    Thanks for the smile Waffles.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  10. The Kitties of Purring PinesMarch 16, 2015 at 6:48 AM

    MOL!!! Mommy says you're out of control, Waffles ....

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  11. edieMarch 16, 2015 at 8:24 AM

    Waffs, drive that chicken sedan to Massachusetts, we just got our spring chickens in at Tractor Supply Company.

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  12. Angel SimbaMarch 16, 2015 at 9:14 AM

    Wow, that's some chicken sedan!

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  13. The Island CatsMarch 16, 2015 at 9:44 AM

    That's what they call a "groaner," Waffles! MOL!

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  14. UnknownMarch 16, 2015 at 9:51 AM

    Mom's dad had a 60s yellow Oldsmobile!

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  15. Random FelinesMarch 16, 2015 at 10:09 AM

    bwahahaha....mom sent that one to our friend Miss Robyn since she has chick-hens :)

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  16. Angel Junior, Orion and SammyMarch 16, 2015 at 11:44 AM

    Waffles! Keep your eyes on the road silly!

    ~~Meowm Rhonda

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  17. Fur EverywhereMarch 16, 2015 at 11:56 AM

    MOL, Waffles!!

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  18. www.shelter-cats.comMarch 16, 2015 at 11:59 AM

    Gee, when I read the blog post title, I was hoping for the definitive answer to the "Crossing the Road" question.
    With Waffles driving, chickens better stay off the road!
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  19. CélineMarch 16, 2015 at 2:23 PM

    Waffles, you look so cool in that Chicken Sedan!!!! That's the way to get the Ladies! Maybe not Katie.

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  20. Nancy Blue MoonMarch 16, 2015 at 3:10 PM

    Best car ever Waff!!!..mol..

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  21. MariodacatMarch 16, 2015 at 3:59 PM

    M forgot to say that we got the Rescued Book today and have started reading it. LOVE IT. Highly recommend everyone buy it, besides the proceeds go to a rescue! So it's a win/win.

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  22. MariodacatMarch 16, 2015 at 4:01 PM

    Pssst Waffles, I"m looking to trade my human off. She was supposed to leave a comment about your bloggy post today and instead replied to the email notification. Help me out buddy, keep your eyes open for a new typist foir me.

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  23. pilch92March 16, 2015 at 5:01 PM

    That was a funny one :)

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  24. The Army of FourMarch 16, 2015 at 6:02 PM

    HA! Oh, Waffles, I loved that !!!!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  25. Memories of Eric and FlynnMarch 16, 2015 at 6:45 PM

    Bwahaha! You crack me up Waffles. I think maybe you should keep your eyes on the road though.

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  26. CATachresisMarch 16, 2015 at 7:21 PM

    Oh Lor'!!!!!

    Waffles you're deffo going to pullet a bird with those wheels! ;)

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  27. A TonlMarch 16, 2015 at 8:10 PM

    Faraday: WAIT. There's a CHICKEN car?!??! Cooooooooooool.

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  28. Cats Herd YouMarch 16, 2015 at 8:12 PM

    High paw, Waffles. Can I go for a ride with you in the chicken car? - Ashton

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  29. katsrusMarch 16, 2015 at 8:46 PM

    MOL. A chicken car! We have a weinermoblie here.
    Sue B

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  30. Just DuckyMarch 16, 2015 at 9:48 PM

    Mum says you can come and cruise with her and me anytime.

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  31. Cathy KeishaMarch 16, 2015 at 10:16 PM

    Great wheels. The chicken has good tastes in cars. I bet the coop is trés cool too.

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  32. Kitties BlueMarch 17, 2015 at 11:06 AM

    Exceptional riddle. Who knew there was such a car. We are quite sure that Waffles would really like to get his paws on that. Adorable graphic! XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  33. SakuMarch 17, 2015 at 10:46 PM

    Oh Waffles, you are a funny cat! Love the wheels!!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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