TV Trip: One-Adam-Chicken, One-Adam-Chicken!

WAFFLES:  One-Adam-Chicken! One-Adam-Chicken! We've got a 10-63 in progress. Over.

Katie & Waffles Join #TeamCat for the Lucy Pet Foundation's Kitten Bowl Commercial

WAFFLES:  T - E - A - M.  Team, what?  Hey Boss, what does it say? I forgot how to read.

KATIE:  Cat, Waffles. It says #TeamCat.

When Fashion Turns Dangerous: PSA from Katie

WAFFLES:  Officer Waffles, Fashion Police Cat, reporting for duty!

Waffles Wednesday: Just Dial L for Love

WAFFLES:  One girlfriend, two girlfriends, three girlfriends –

Rules of Pillow Ownership

KATIE:  So Waffles, how's that pillow working out for you?

WAFFLES:  Fine.

KATIE:  It's my pillow, you know. 

WAFFLES:  What about that pillow you're already sitting on? Isn't that your pillow?

KATIE:  Yes. 

Going Nose-to-Nose for Shelter Cats

KATIE:  Personal space, Waffles. Remember our discussion about personal space? NO nose-touching.

WAFFLES:  But Boss, aren't we supposed to go nose-to-nose this week?

KATIE:  Waffles, the BlogPaws Nose-to-Nose awards are accepting nominations this week...but I'm pretty sure it's got nothing to do with you and me touching noses.

#SundaySelfies - Togetherness

WAFFLES:  Smile Boss! I'm taking a selfie of us!

KATIE:  Wait, what???

WAFFLES:  It's #SundaySelfies day, c'mon!  We'll post it on Facebook and Twitter and stuff. Ready? Look like you're having FUN!

KATIE:  You mean like this?

Sunday Selfies

Today's blog post is part of the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop hosted by our dear friends at The Cat On My Head. Hop on over for more Sunday Selfie fun.

TV Trip: Dudley Do-Right, Starring Waffles

WAFFLES:  Don't worry Boss, I'll save you! I'm Dudley Do-Right!

KATIE:  More like Dudley Do-Wrong. Waffles, I don't know HOW I let you talk me into this. 

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, you don't have a train schedule do you?

KATIE:  Why would I need a train schedule? Are you going somewhere?  *one can only hope.*

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss? You haven't looked down yet, have you?

KATIE:  WAFFLES!!! Get me OUT of these ropes!  NOW!

WAFFLES:  Does that mean you want me to SAVE you?!?!? ♥︎♥︎♥︎

KATIE:  For crying out loud, Waffles. 

WAFFLES:  ♫♩Here I come to save the day! ♫♩

KATIE:  Waffles, you've got the wrong cartoon. That's Mighty Mouse. Now GET ME OUT OF HERE.

WAFFLES:  Uh, how about a snack, Boss? I'm hungry. 

KATIE:  WAFFLES!!!

ANNOUNCER:  Meanwhile, back at Waffley's not so secret hideout...

TV Trips & Movie Spoofs

Join us each Saturday for another fun spoof!

Just tuning in? Catch up on all of our latest TV & movie spoofs. We've DVR'd them for you.

MORE TV TRIPS

Does Size Really Matter? National Measure Your Feet Day

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Did you know it's National Measure Your Feet Day?

KATIE:  Seriously? Is that really the best they could come up with for today?

WAFFLES:  It's cool, Boss! You know what they say about big feet!

KATIE:  No, Waffles. Tell me, what DO they say about big feet?

WAFFLES:  I don't know.  But they say something, so it must be good!  I have BIG feet. What kind of feet do you have?

KATIE:  What do you mean, what kind of feet do I have? 

WAFFLES:  Are they small? medium? large? 

KATIE:  They're just right. 

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss.... just right is not a size. Only small, medium, large–

KATIE:  Well that depends.

WAFFLES:  Depends on what?

KATIE:  Depends on what (or who) I'm getting ready to whap.

Answer Your Cat's Question Day: GLOGIRLY TALKS

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, do you think she's going to talk?

KATIE:  Of course she's going to talk. 

WAFFLES:  Are you sure? She NEVER talks on the blog.

KATIE:  She has to. It's National Answer Your Cat's Question Day. 

WAFFLES:  So we can ask her ANYTHING???

KATIE:  Anything. But make it good. Don't waste your question on something stupid.

WAFFLES:  Ok, Boss. No wasting stupid. Got it. I call firsties!

KATIE:  Fine, go ahead.

WAFFLES:  Uh, Glogirly? Uh... why can't I eat Katie's food?

GLOGIRLY:  Because it's KATIE's food.

WAFFLES:  But it's really fun to eat and it tastes better than mine. She gets really GOOD food.

GLOGIRLY: Waffles, it's the same food as yours.

WAFFLES:  No it's not. It's Katie's.

GLOGIRLY: *sigh*

KATIE:  Waffles, you seriously wasted your question on THAT???

Ok, so Glogirly. We had such a good think going. I had you all to myself, the Townhouse was mine, never did I have to look over my shoulder at breakfast. I was the star of my own blog. And then came Waffles. What were you thinking??? I have just one question...  WHY?  And please don't tell me it's because Petfinder.com opened itself up on your laptop one night.

GLOGIRLY:  Katie, Katie, Katie. You're my sarcastic little alter ego and you make me smile and laugh every single day. Your quiet sweetness fills my heart with so much love. I just wanted to be able to share that love and our family with another cat that needed a home.

KATIE:  Don't you mean "another cat that needed a blog?"

GLOGIRLY:  Oh, Katie. Waffles isn't Waffles without you. You know that. You–

KATIE:  You're not going to go all Jerry Maguire on me now, are you?

GLOGIRLY: *grins*

KATIE:  Ok, I guess I can cut you some slack. You did after all, answer TWO of my questions.

GLOGIRLY:  Do you want to go three for three?

KATIE:  Sure.  So what's so special about me and Waffles?  Why did you and Gloman adopt us?

GLOGIRLY:  Because we loved you before we even met you.

Waffles Wednesday: Hide & Seek With Waffles and... well, Waffles

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss!  Olly Olly Oxen Cheese! Come out, come out, wherever you are!

Boss? 

WAFFLES:  Ok my turn! Are you ready? 

WAFFLES:  I bet you can't find me, Boss!

Boss?

Boss???

WAFFLES:  Olly Olly Oxen Cheese!

WAFFLES:  Uh, where's the cheese? 

Love Pinterest & Wanna Play???

Waffles made this just for you. He may even share the cheese.

Just hover over the image and click the pin-it button.

A True #TuxieTuesday

KATIE:  Finally, a TRUE #TuxieTuesday all to myself. 

A day to scratch wherever I want.  ...and blame it on Waffles later.

A day to reply, "I'd NEVER   fill in the blank   ... have you talked to Waffles?"

And a day to remind Waffles, "I'm watching you." Now and always. 

What?  

Yes. Even when I'm sleeping.

About Today's #TuxieTuesday Photographs

Each of the photos shown today are favorites of Glogirly. Most are almost five years old, a.k.a. Pre-Waffles. Of course black and white never goes out of style. The third shot, taken by Gloman, is one of the photos that inspired Glogirly to start taking photography more seriously herself. She still has a lot to learn, but fortunately has an *in* with her teacher. 

#MLKDay - Waffles' Way

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Did you know the garbage man forgot to come today? And the mailman isn't coming either. I have to wait a whole extra day for my fan mail. There's ladies out there sending me love letters and stuff you know.

KATIE:  It's a national holiday, Waffles.

WAFFLES:  COOL! You mean like National Waffles Day? I bet EVERYONE will want to celebrate!

KATIE:  Waffles, this isn't that kind of holiday. It's not some made up craziness celebrating breakfast food and orange cats. Today Americans are honoring Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. 

WAFFLES:  Was he a famous vet or something? 

KATIE:  No, Waffles. He wasn't a vet. He was a pastor, humanitarian and a leader in the civil rights movement. He believed in equality, compassion and service. On #MLKDay, people across the country are urged to come together for a day of service. 

WAFFLES:  Service? Like room service? Still sounds like breakfast to me.

KATIE:  Seriously, Waffles. You are not right in the head. Today is about making a commitment to our communities. For example, helping shelter cats in our community. Helping our neighbors. Today and everyday. 

WAFFLES:  Ok, I get it. Like donating food and toys to the Feline Rescue cats. Or sending Glogirly over to visit and play? 

KATIE:  Exactly. Even making people smile. Every little bit helps.   

Uh...Waffles? What are you doing???

WAFFLES:  I'm serving my community by looking handsome... you know, for the ladies.

KATIE:  *sigh* 

#SundaySelfies from the VET???

KATIE:  This is NOT how I expected to spend my weekend. Scooped up in my Sleepypod and carted off to the VET???

 It's not the kind of #SundaySelfie I had in mind either.

WAFFLES:  *from across the room*  Hey Boss! Are you having fun yet???

KATIE:  Waffles, you're only here as a ride-along. No commentary is necessary. Or welcome, for that matter.

WAFFLES:  Are you going to play Where's the Thermometer?

KATIE:  Not if I have anything to say about it. But by all means, go ahead. Have fun. Make it a party.

An Unexpected Vet Visit

Though I'm always the first in line for breakfast in the morning, Glogirly became concerned when I didn't show up Friday for my usual AM chicken pate. Even my favorite snacks weren't enough to coax me out of my cushy sleep spot.

After a quick phone call to our vet, it was decided that if I was still showing signs of a hunger strike the following morning, I'd need to get myself hauled in. So the whole family took a field trip to the Vet yesterday:  Me, Gloman, Glogirly and Waffles.

Please don't worry about me...it's nothing serious. I'm just having a little GI flare up and to be safe am now taking an antibiotic and appetite stimulant. Oh, and the appetite stimulant? WORKING! Bring on the chicken pate! 

Ride-Along Waffles

Since Waffles has a tendency to get his furry undies in a bundle whenever I come home smelling like the vet, he joined us as a ride-along. So now we both stink. But it's all *peace and harmony* back at the Townhouse. 

The moment we got home, and I do mean the MOMENT, Waffles apparently decided the ride-along was so much fun, he hopped out of his own Sleepypod and right into MINE.

Two minutes later... this is Waffles' #SundaySelfie:

WAFFLES:  ZZzzzzzzz.

We ♥︎ Our Sleepypods

Many of our friends ask for advice on pet carriers. We just can't say enough great things about Sleepypod.It's truly the best of the best when it comes to pet carriers and beds. They make trips to the vet much easier and less stressful and the vets LOVE how easy they make the examination process. We even love using them at home for hiding, playing and of course... sleeping.

Disclosure: Our Sleepypod link is an Amazon affiliate link. That means that we receive a small commission if someone clicks it and makes a purchase. 

Sunday Selfies

Today's blog post is part of the Sunday Selfies Blog Hop hosted by our dear friends at The Cat On My Head. Hop on over for more Sunday Selfie fun.

TV Trip: To Tell The Truth, CAT Edition

WAFFLES:  I'm the Kitchen Counter Convict.

KATIE:  I'M the Kitchen Counter Convict.

Who's the REAL Kitchen Counter Convict???

The Backstory

Two days ago the above crime scene photograph was taken at the Townhouse. Paw prints are clearly visible on the on the kitchen counter, but investigators were unable to identify the perpetrator because Glogirly wiped away all the evidence with a roll of Bounty

Yesterday, blog readers deliberated a full 24 hours before finding Waffles guilty of crimes against countertops. The decision was not however unanimous and the case has been declared a mistrial. The rules of Double Jeopardy dictate that neither Katie nor Waffles may be tried of this crime again. Regardless of whodunnit, both cats walk.

In a shocking turn of events, TWO cats are now confessing to the countertop crime. 

In an effort to find the REAL truth behind this mystery, celebrity game show cat Kitty Carlisle (a.k.a Allie from A Tonk's Tail) has been brought in to question these so-called criminals.

KITTY CARLISLE:  Uh, Convict #1... Mr. Waffles is it?  Why did you jump on the kitchen counter?

WAFFLES:  Um, the chicken treats. I was trying to open the jar of chicken treats. But it was MY jar. The chicken treats.

KITTY CARLISLE:  Mr. Waffles. Isn't it true that the chicken treats are kept INSIDE the kitchen cupboard and not ON the countertop?

WAFFLES:  Oh yeah. And I'm not supposed to open the doors or go inside. I get in trouble whenever I eat all the treats and leave the doors open.

KITTY CARLISLE:  I see, Mr. Waffles. It doesn't sound to me as though you were on TOP of the counter. Not that I don't think you're capable of jumping that high.

WAFFLES:  Thanks, Miss Kitty. I work out you know.

KITTY CARLISLE:  And Convict #2, Miss Katie I believe. Is it true you tried to frame Mr. Waffles for these so-called countertop crimes? 

KATIE:  I never said Waffles jumped on the counter. Everyone just assumed it was him. I can't help it if he's got a reputation for getting in trouble. That's HIS problem.

KITTY CARLISLE:  But Miss Katie, you have a reputation for being such a well-mannered lady cat. Isn't that right?

KATIE:  And smart. You forgot smart.

KITTY CARLISLE:  Miss Katie, did YOU jump on the kitchen counter?

KATIE:  It's a counter. I'm a cat. What can I say?

*GASP from the audience*

KITTY CARLISLE:  Well I guess this WAS the purr-fect crime, now wasn't it!

Allie's photo courtesy of Lisa Richman, A Tonk's Tail.

TV Trips & Movie Spoofs

Join us each Saturday for another fun spoof!

Just tuning in? Catch up on all of our latest TV & movie spoofs. We've DVR'd them for you.

MORE TV TRIPS