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| Waffles of Mass Destruction |
Hi everybody, Waffles here.
You know how when you really want to chase the feather but there's nobody on the other end of the wand toy?
Or you really want to play fetch but everyone is on their computer and too busy to see you waiting patiently, staring at them?
WAFFLES' GUIDE TO MAKING YOUR OWN FUN
1. Get One of These
They're easy to find. Just look next to the human litter box chair.
2. Unroll
Be careful. The paper is very fragile.
3. Ooops!
That's okay. There's LOTS of paper on the roll.
4. Extra Credit for Chasing
If you let go, the paper will try to roll away. Bonus points if you can catch it.
5. Warning: Paper Chase
In extreme situations, the paper will chase you. Do NOT let it catch you. Ever.
Important message from the ROBOCATS:
Don't miss out on a chance to win a Neato Robot Vacuum valued at $599.00! Fun for the whole family...even the CATS!
Waffles, NOTHING is safe around you ;)
ReplyDeleteWaffles, this sounds like a much better plan than my usual: causing so much trouble that my human is forced to stop and play with me! Your method is a lot more instantly gratifying.
ReplyDeleteOh Waffles. You remind me of Molly. I got up one morning and thought it snowed in my hallway.
ReplyDeleteThat looks like fun...
ReplyDeleteOh no Waffles, not you too!
ReplyDeleteWe had such high hopes that you wouldn't be a paper mache addict like Princeton....
Oh well, might as well enjoy.
XOXO
Waffles! You look a little crazed. You know with all of the cats I have had over the years I have never had one do the toilet paper thing. And I have had a LOT of cats.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, humans have SO MUCH NERVE to say we stole their toy when we know they put it there for us. Really--how could this be anything else but a cat toy!
ReplyDeleteI need to try dat one!
ReplyDeleteYay, fun!
ReplyDeleteMOL!!!! Soooooo much fun!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLooks like a brilliant game!
ReplyDeleteYou remind Mum of Angel Céleste ! What fun ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteWaffles! A cat after my own heart...or at least toilet paper roll. I discovered that game long ago. ~Ernie
ReplyDeleteWell done, Waffles!
ReplyDeleteThat looks a fun game - when Mum goes out we'll have to try it.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Thanks for the great tutorial, Waffles! We were kind of wondering what that roll thing was for!
ReplyDeleteand then hide to avoid getting in trouble for making a mess MOL
ReplyDeleteWaff, dude, you have some BIG paws.
ReplyDeleteWaffles that tail picture had MomKatt dying laughing! So cute!
ReplyDeletePurrz!
Selina
HAHA!!!!! Oh Waffles!!
ReplyDeleteღ husky hugz ღ frum our pack at Love is being owned by a husky!
Those papers are very fun, Waffles! Me used to play with it alllll the time as a kitten. Maybe me should start doing that again!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Carmine
Wow--you can get the whole roll off! Rolls of paper towels are great fun, too. I think they are the best for kangaroo kicks!
ReplyDeleteSophie LOVES to play with the toilet paper rolls! They are so much FUN!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is funner, pull it and run around the house
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Um, we think Ringo must have read this. This morning, he grabbed the TP out of Rene's hand as she was unrolling it. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteMOL! Awesome, and readily available, toy!
ReplyDeleteThat's right Waffles we can make toys out of anything!
ReplyDeleteHey, Waffles, allow me to offer a suggestion. If you can't grab one of those white rolls, try the kitchen - or an unfinished human project - for an even bigger roll. The humans call them "paper towels". If it's attached to some roller thing, you can just unroll it all day long. And, if it's not, take it out in the middle of the living room, wrap your legs around it, and kick it to pieces! Sooo much fun!
ReplyDeleteJulio
PS - Hey, Waffles, my human thinks your last picture in this post is priceless. Not as priceless as me, of course, but priceless.
ReplyDeleteJulio
Yeah..I know this is fun for you Waffles..(not so much for Glogirly)..just don't do like my kitty Black Eyed Susie..she eats the paper and then hacks it back up..ewww..yeah..pretty gross..
ReplyDeleteMy Catness Waffles you sure do know how to train... er torture a roll of paper
ReplyDeletethat will teach them to leave you unsupervised ;)
ReplyDeleteWaffles, what a naughty boy you've been, but any human who makes their TP that accessible should expect that some cat or another will be playing with it. The look on your face in the final photo is priceless. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteDoes the Neato Robotic vacuum suck toilet paper?
ReplyDeletexxoo
Maggie
Hmmmm, I’ve never tried that. Bet TW would stop pretending she’signoring me if I did this. Plus, her TP roll is right on the rim of the tub.
ReplyDeleteNewton used to do that all the time, Waffles! The humans are pretty relieved (ha, ha) he finally stopped.
ReplyDeleteHa,ha,ha Waffles. Reminds of my kitty Baber who lived a long time ago. She loved to bite the paper towels and unroll and chew the toilet paper. You always knew where she had been. LOL.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Mum keeps the paper shut in a cabinet next to the litter chair. No chance for us to have fun.
ReplyDeleteThis is not something I have ever tried!!! I feel that if I did, my days would be numbered! MOL xox
ReplyDeleteWaffles! I've never had a kitty that has taken to TP. Shredding the newspaper or a catalog, yes...sigh...I guess Glogirly and Gloman are going to have to keep the TP in the same place they keep the chicken treats...
ReplyDeleteOMC Weez never dun dat. Mommy sez she's never had any kitty dat played wiff da toilet paper. MOL Yous do make it look fun Waffles. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Saku played that game, once. Mom bean says she glad it never happened again. We thinks it looks like fun!!!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
I didn’t shred the paper but I kicked TW’s TP into a wet tub and it got soaked. Took 2 days to dry out.
ReplyDeleteWaffles you are a wild man! Thank goodness Marty hasn't figured that one out!
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