|Waffles of Mass Destruction|
Hi everybody, Waffles here.
You know how when you really want to chase the feather but there's nobody on the other end of the wand toy?
Or you really want to play fetch but everyone is on their computer and too busy to see you waiting patiently, staring at them?
1. Get One of These
They're easy to find. Just look next to the human litter box chair.
Be careful. The paper is very fragile.
That's okay. There's LOTS of paper on the roll.
4. Extra Credit for Chasing
If you let go, the paper will try to roll away. Bonus points if you can catch it.
5. Warning: Paper Chase
In extreme situations, the paper will chase you. Do NOT let it catch you. Ever.
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