WAFFLES: Hey Boss! These helmets are COOL! I think I'm going to like being a Robocat. Uh, what's a Robocat again? Am I supposed to meow like a robot and stuff?
How's this? ME. OW. ME. OW. ME. OW...
KATIE: Waffles, quit fooling around. This is serious business. We've got a messy crime scene on our paws.
WAFFLES: Crime scene??? What did you do?
KATIE: What do you mean, what did I do? I'm a Robocat. I enforce the laws, I don't break them.
KATIE: Waffles, you don't even KNOW the kind of daily messes you make.
WAFFLES: You mean like torn up treat bags and stuff? I only do that every other day.
KATIE: No, I'm talking about all that orange fur you leave all over the townhouse. On the floors, on the carpets... it's everywhere. Especially considering your patented Drop-N-Roll grooming technique.
There's a NEW robot in town
Waffles' future success as a Robocat is about as likely as a chicken drumstick going unnoticed on our kitchen counter. But that's ok, because there's a NEW robot in town: The Neato Robot Vacuum.
What's so Neato about Neato?
1. SMART NAVIGATION
Unlike Waffles, this robot vacuum practically thinks for itself. It navigates around objects, into tight corners, and even under beds... much to Katie's chagrin. You even map out it's daily course with the same laser guided technology used in Google's driverless car.
2. REACHES THE HARD-TO-REACH STUFF
Powerful suction and brushes handle pet hair, dirt and across a variety of floor surfaces. It will even pick up food crumbs...that is if Waffles doesn't find them first.
3. *BEST FOR PETS*
Industry experts like CNN and DailyTekk think so!
4. NO CORDS. NO BAGS.
KATIE: No cords? But I love chewing on cords.
WAFFLES: No bags? Are you SURE???
5. IT'S COOL!
It's a ROBOT Vacuum! How cool is THAT?!
Stay tuned!
In just a couple of weeks, we'll be sharing an exclusive sweepstakes opportunity. You could win a Neato Botvac 85, their top-of-the-line model with all the extras. Purr-fect for homes with pets!
Is Waffles - wildcat that he be - going to ride on a Neato?
ReplyDeleteIs that like one of the things that kitties can ride on top of? Please say yes!!!
ReplyDeleteok, robo-katie & robo-waff cracked me up! But we're a little suprised you aren't doing a Blog Blast For Peace bit, considering how little peace Katie gets when Waff is home from his jet-setting shoots!
ReplyDelete~Vicat
Waitaminute... crime scene????
ReplyDelete*having flashbacks to just before Waffles' arrival*
~Vicat
That's cool!!! We want to see Waffles ride it!!! We refuse to ride mommy's Roomba ...........
ReplyDeleteIt's pretty well unanimouse! Waffles has to ride the Neato thingy!!
ReplyDeleteA vacuum is a vacuum ! It's even more dangerous if it begin to think by itself ! Hiiiiiiiide ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteI'm with The Swiss Cats lol...Dakota would bark at it and "herd" it and Cody would bat it and knock it over ;)
ReplyDeleteWe can just picture Minchie taking a ride on The Neato Robot Vacuum. We have a feeling Waffles will give it a go.
ReplyDeleteWe think that would make a great cat toy! :)
ReplyDeleteI've read some about these robot vacuums, and they sound so awesome!
ReplyDeleteGreat post! Looks like an awesome little vacuum!
ReplyDeleteInteresting helmets guys. Maybe Glogirly could add an antenna and you guys could hear her calling you or you could have piped in music or something.
ReplyDeleteThat is one Neato Robot vacuum! I hope it doesn't make that horrible screeching noise like the evil upright! BOL Happy Tuesday
ReplyDeleteOz
@Vicat
ReplyDeleteDon't worry! We're still celebrating Blog Blast for Peace! This year we're doing it on Facebook. : )
xo
Sounds like a cool vacuum! Don't feel bad about your fur messes, Waffles - we leave those kinds of messes everywhere too!
ReplyDeleteIt sounds interesting. But the Male vacuums so the woman wants to know when they'll make a robot toilet cleaner?
ReplyDeleteWaffles we want to know if you ride on top of the robovac???
ReplyDeleteKatie and Waffles..this would be great to win..we could sure use it around here..Waffles..I love your orange furs..mol..
ReplyDeleteWe also want to see Waffles riding around on the robot vacuum.
ReplyDeleteTruffles rolls around on the floor when she grooms herself too!
ReplyDeleteCan we see Waffles ride on the back of that thing? Pleeeeeeeaaaasssse??? ;)
ReplyDeleteI want to see Waffles on the Neat-O with Katie as the flag cat!
ReplyDeleteWe bet the Mom would like that for Christmas, but we are equally sure the Dad will tell her our vacuum that she has to push works just fine.
ReplyDeleteThat would be Neat-O with Waffles on it!!! We would love one of those!!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
It's unanimous! We all want to see Waffles ride the robot!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, I agree that clean armpits are important. And I've been told they are sexy for ladycats.
ReplyDeleteI also agree that you need to get on that robot and RIDE!
Robo CK wants a robo vacuum that Neato but I didn’t see no fur or mess on your floor or carpet.
ReplyDeleteYup - Waffles needs to ride the Robo thingy. It looks like fun. M said she wouldn't mind having one of those.
ReplyDeleteYup - Waffles needs to ride the Robo thingy. It looks like fun. M said she wouldn't mind having one of those.
ReplyDeleteI agree. Would love to see Waffles ride on that. LOL.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Looks pretty cool that robot thing
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Lily & Edward
That looks great!
ReplyDeleteSounds like a pretty cool vacuum! The only thing I wonder about is how much stuff it can suck up. Every time I vacuum, I suck up loads of stuff.
ReplyDeleteOh Wow weez kuld weally use dat. Weez gunna woss ow paws and hope and purray weez win. :)
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
I miaow like Flynn = It's unanimous! We all want to see Waffles ride the robot:)
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Did either of you get to ride around on that thing? We've seen other kitties do it, and it really looks like lots of fun. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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