WAFFLES: Hey Boss! These helmets are COOL! I think I'm going to like being a Robocat. Uh, what's a Robocat again? Am I supposed to meow like a robot and stuff?
How's this? ME. OW. ME. OW. ME. OW...
KATIE: Waffles, quit fooling around. This is serious business. We've got a messy crime scene on our paws.
WAFFLES: Crime scene??? What did you do?
KATIE: What do you mean, what did I do? I'm a Robocat. I enforce the laws, I don't break them.
KATIE: Waffles, you don't even KNOW the kind of daily messes you make.
WAFFLES: You mean like torn up treat bags and stuff? I only do that every other day.
KATIE: No, I'm talking about all that orange fur you leave all over the townhouse. On the floors, on the carpets... it's everywhere. Especially considering your patented Drop-N-Roll grooming technique.
There's a NEW robot in town
Waffles' future success as a Robocat is about as likely as a chicken drumstick going unnoticed on our kitchen counter. But that's ok, because there's a NEW robot in town: The Neato Robot Vacuum.
What's so Neato about Neato?
1. SMART NAVIGATION
Unlike Waffles, this robot vacuum practically thinks for itself. It navigates around objects, into tight corners, and even under beds... much to Katie's chagrin. You even map out it's daily course with the same laser guided technology used in Google's driverless car.
2. REACHES THE HARD-TO-REACH STUFF
Powerful suction and brushes handle pet hair, dirt and across a variety of floor surfaces. It will even pick up food crumbs...that is if Waffles doesn't find them first.
3. *BEST FOR PETS*
Industry experts like CNN and DailyTekk think so!
4. NO CORDS. NO BAGS.
KATIE: No cords? But I love chewing on cords.
WAFFLES: No bags? Are you SURE???
5. IT'S COOL!
It's a ROBOT Vacuum! How cool is THAT?!
In just a couple of weeks, we'll be sharing an exclusive sweepstakes opportunity. You could win a Neato Botvac 85, their top-of-the-line model with all the extras. Purr-fect for homes with pets!