WAFFLES: Hey Boss! Wanna get married? I got you a crown and everything on account of you don't really like to wear rings and stuff.
KATIE: Waffles, I'm not exactly the marrying type. Besides, Gabe and Justina (Glogirly's stepson & fiancé) are the only ones getting married this week.
WAFFLES: Well what about next week?
KATIE: Waffles, you don't know the first thing about marriage.
WAFFLES: Um, yeah I do. I know that girls like diamonds and stuff. And chicken.
KATIE: *heavy sigh*
WAFFLES: So aren't you going to look at my crown?
KATIE: I thought you said it was MY crown.
WAFFLES: So do you like it? It's genuine diamonds. I got it with my allowance.
KATIE: Waffles, you don't get an allowance.
KATIE: And these aren't diamonds.
WAFFLES: Wow, what a rip-off! I paid a whole quarter for it.
KATIE: I TOLD you you don't know anything about marriage.
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ReplyDeleteWaffles you are right, girls like chickyum. Um, maybe its just poodles like chickyum. No, I think its Poodale's like chickyum. Well THIS Poodale likes Chickyum!Oh and shiny stuff too!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the upcoming marriage of the human kids.
Waffles that was very sweet. Of course, I can't see you and Katie married exactly.
ReplyDeleteTruffles just said that she'll marry you, Waffles!
ReplyDeleteIt's the sparkle that counts!
ReplyDeleteThis is wrong on every level and we loved it!
ReplyDeletePee Ess - Waffles looks so dapper!
Waffles...dude...she's your sister. And your boss.
ReplyDeleteYou have a lot to learn about girlcats.
purrrs,
Cory
* chokes in Gin and Tonic and giggles * Awww the poor lad. What a sweetie. ;-)
ReplyDeleteKatie, you got your head screwed on right!
Harvey Button, Silver and Miranda
Ill marry a queen anyday! But she wouldn't want an old mancat like me so I'll be the one sniffing out the suitors. And Waffles darling, you are not ready to be a king. *kisses Katie's paw*
ReplyDeleteSmart girl, Katie, checking those diamonds out! But Waffles meant well ...
ReplyDeleteMOL! Waffles, trust me, you don't want to get married! Then you would have to do everything Katie says!
ReplyDeleteAt least he's trying!
ReplyDeleteThat crown might not have real diamonds but it IS purrty!! At least Waffles has good taste.
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Enjoy being a single mancat, Waffles. That's a gorgeous tiara you bought for Katie, but leave the marriage stuff to Gabe and Justina.
ReplyDeleteKatie, the Orange Menace may be up in his sleep about getting married, but he has great taste in bling. The tiara is totally you. I wouldn't wear it to the wedding, because you'll take all the attention away from Justina, so save it until the reception.
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ReplyDeleteIt was a good try, Waffles. Maybe next time look for a crown somewhere besides a gumball machine? (It's a very nice crown, though, Katie, we think you should model it.)
ReplyDeleteI think I recognize that tiara... :-)
ReplyDeletePoor Waffles, you really do try hard.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, buddy, we don't see you getting married to Katie, ever. But maybe she'll let you try on that crown.
ReplyDeleteKeep the crown, lose the orange, MOL!
ReplyDeleteIs Katie looking away now? Psst, Waffles, that was too cute!
Waffles, you're on to a hiding to nothing there, buddy! Katie out blings the bling!! mol
ReplyDeleteDon't worry Waffles...someone out there would love to marry you (just not Ivy - she has enough orange menace in her life already).
ReplyDeleteKatie, just marry him being that you live together anyway.
ReplyDeleteTHAT is the single most adorable cutest blog ever!!
ReplyDeleteHey, a crown is a crown, even if it's not real diamonds! Enjoy it and flaunt your princess self. :)
ReplyDeleteAw but it would so pretty on you Katie! Oh and Waffles, I think you look great in that little outfit!!
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Oh, Waffles, you try so hard! You are sooo sweet!
ReplyDeleteMaybe you need another tuxie girl?? I live close, too!
And crowns sound cool!
Jack heard the word Chicken and he said what ever it is, he's in
ReplyDeleteOh, Waffles, who could resist that diamond studded crown?
ReplyDeleteWaffles, we think beautiful Quinn might be the girl for you, sweetie!...xoxo...Calle, Halle, Sukki, Mommy Cat, Daddy Cat
ReplyDeleteAwww Waffles..you are such a sweetie..
ReplyDeleteGirls like diamonds and stuff. And chicken. LOL--this made us smile.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, you need a girl who can appreciate your unique personality and sense of humor. And, we are quite certain you would have many, many volunteers. We think the crown you got Katie is quite stunning, and faux diamonds are purrfectly acceptable. You look quite handsome n your herringbone halter. Maybe you will meet a nice girl kitty at the wedding. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteA quarter,huh?
ReplyDeleteOh Katie we hope you tried the crown on! We bet you'd look very regal in it!
Don't worry, Waffles. We know there are plenty of lady cats who'd love to marry you. :)
ReplyDeleteWaffles, keep your ring for a girl who will appreciate you for who you are, and who is not your boss ! Obviously, Katie is not the right girl. Purrs
ReplyDeleteWhat a great story! Love the herringbone coat too!
ReplyDeleteWaffles your heart is in the right place. You look pretty dapper in that coat.
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WAffles, you don't want to marry your sisfur. Go for some hot babe, a tortie or calico!
ReplyDeleteWaffles at least you have good taste and like blingbling :)
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Comon Katie give him a little fur trying. That quarter would have gotten a quarter bag of treats after all. Congrats to GloGirlys Stepson!
ReplyDeleteWe are still voting!
It's gotta be real bling cos Katie's got class. She's also got a mancat.
ReplyDeleteWaffles that was a wonderful gift you got. We love your crown.
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