WAFFLES: Hey Boss. You're looking very, um... fluffy today. How's that diet going?
KATIE: As a matter of fact, Waffles, I'm holding steady at a very healthy, very svelte, 9½ pounds. Just look at how dainty my wrist is now.
WAFFLES: Yeah, your wrist looks nice. But what about the rest of you?
KATIE: *audible gasp*
KATIE: Bad camera angle.
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The only thing I see wrong with that photo is Waffles. I was hoping you were going to tell me that was the camera adds trick. Then I was going to see how to fix that with Ichiro. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteHe did NOT just go there!
ReplyDeleteJust for that, you should jump up on his tower and steal his foodables. That'll teach him! MOL!
Happy Friday, purrfect Katie. (and WAffles)
XOXO
Katie, why did you not whap him?
ReplyDeleteWaffles, WAffles, Waffles. You have a lot to learn
ReplyDelete*fainted*
ReplyDelete~Vicat
Waffles Waffles Waffles that's just some thing you don't do...talk about a ladycats weight!xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteSee, and if you were any less of a lady, you would have mentioned it not being the best camera angle for Mr-Chubby-cheeks either.
ReplyDeleteWaffles is NUTS!!! You look fantastic, Katie!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOMC, I would smacky pawed him!
ReplyDelete-Jezebel
Waffles, never talk about a ladycat's weight!
ReplyDeleteWaffles I think you just crossed the line!! ;)
ReplyDeleteDood... your a ginger... do not joke about the fluffy thing, it could catch up with you in a few years... and fluffy makes it tough to catch that red dot.... Dex
ReplyDeleteI´m furry surprised that you didn´t wap that little bratt for that rude comment about your weight !!
ReplyDeleteXOXO
Katie is purrfect... but I do like the fluffy excuse.
ReplyDeletexxoo
Maggie
Oh beautiful girl, he's just yankin' your chain. Show him the back of your paw & blow him a raspberry. (And steal something of his that's valuable & stash it somewhere. Make him wonder for awhile ...)
ReplyDeletePurrz!
Selina
Waffles better be careful...the camera won't do him any favors either. :)
ReplyDeleteI think you look absolutely stunning, Katie!
ReplyDeletePlay bows,
Zim
Katie don't feel bad, my Mom can soooooooo relate!
ReplyDeleteLove, Cody
Oh, Waffles!!!! Good thing you are super cute…and Katie has the patience of a saint.
ReplyDeleteThey say the camera adds 10 pounds....MOL.
ReplyDeleteWaffles is lucky that dainty wrist didnt reach out and show him what for! You're looking lovely Katie, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!
ReplyDeletefluff is loveable, katie. And huggable. Strut it. - Crepes.
ReplyDeleteOh waffles! Don't you k ow that you never bring up a girls weight? You silly kitty!
ReplyDeleteKatie I think your gorgeous!
((Husky hugz frum da pack))
Katie, you are beautiful and perfect. Waffles is just being a typical younger brother.
ReplyDeleteKatie, Jenna weighs 11.5 pounds and no one tells her she's fat! Just smile sweetly and tell Waffles that's your fluffy fur coat ;)
ReplyDeleteKatie - just tell him you have your winter pjs on!
ReplyDeleteThat's it! I'm 24 pounds and thin
ReplyDeleteLily
Waffles! Did you forget to pick your manners up when you got out of bed this morning?
ReplyDeleteDon't listen to him, Katie. Your figure is very lovely.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, you're still young and have lot to learn. Let me explain something, though. There are 2 things you NEVER ask a lady:
ReplyDelete1. Her age
2. Her weight
This is because the ladies always like to think they're younger and thinner than they really are.
Waffles, don't discuss Katie's "floofyness". Lady cats are weird that way.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely must be the camera angle 'cause 9 1/2 pounds is quite dainty. Have a great weekend. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteOh Waffles... you never discuss a ladies weight... or her age... Just how old is Katie? Come on, you can tell us! Purrs from the Zee and Zoey Gang!
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