Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Patty Cake Showdown

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WAFFLES: Hey Boss, wanna play Patty Cake?

KATIE: You're kidding, right?

WAFFLES: I never kid about Patty Cake.

WAFFLES:  C'mon, Boss.

 KATIE:  Waffles, really. I don't DO Patty Cake.



WAFFLES:  Awww, c'mon!  Be fun!

♬  Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's ham.
♬  Bake me a ham as fast as you can.
♬  Poke it, smell it, Mark it with a –



WAFFLES:  Hey, wait a minute! THAT's not how you mark it!




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47 comments:

  1. Gemini and IchiroFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:32 AM

    Friends don't let friends talk like Waffles... (HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

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  2. Lone Star CatsFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:45 AM

    MOL MOL! Looks like Travis and Maurice . . .

    -Jezebel

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  3. Sweet PurrfectionsFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:57 AM

    Looks like a boxing match to us. MOL

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  4. Pixel Blue EyesFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:57 AM

    Hahaha! Looks like Katy got you there Waffles! I just don't understand why she doesn't like baked ham...everyone likes ham right? Try baking her a salmon next time.
    Your ham loving friend, Pixel
    http://www.pixelblueeyes.com/2014/01/TwistFatePixelWordlessWednesday.html

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  5. VicatFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:10 AM

    Not a big fan of Grammarly; it can't read intent, but I am a big fan of ham! And pattycake.
    ~Vicat

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  6. Summer at sparklecat.comFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:14 AM

    Waffles, you were asking for it!

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  7. Stacy HurtFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:17 AM

    I think some Batman graphics would be awesome there. POW!
    SOCK! SMACK!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan
    who doesn't even have to raise a paw to the Ornj mutant; she just has this look ya know; and he just sorta melts. It's hilarious!

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  8. brokenteepeeFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:53 AM

    Looks like Waffles got a Paw to Nose Award

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  9. The Kitties of Purring PinesFebruary 4, 2014 at 5:38 AM

    Good move Katie!

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:34 AM

    What are you two like?!!

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  11. CATachresisFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:44 AM

    Nice right upper cut, Katie!!!

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  12. The Florida FurkidsFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:55 AM

    Did someone say HAM???????


    The Florida Furkids

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  13. Cats Herd YouFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:55 AM

    Looks like a smackdown to us!

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  14. Life with Dogs and CatsFebruary 4, 2014 at 7:21 AM

    Great game! Sometimes it turns into patty-boxing!

    --Purrs (and woofs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  15. The Island CatsFebruary 4, 2014 at 7:59 AM

    Waffles, we'll let you bake us a ham.

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  16. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenFebruary 4, 2014 at 8:36 AM

    Bwwwwaaaah!!!!!! Best humor blog needs to be YOU girlfriend! HILARIOUS! xoxo

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  17. Fur EverywhereFebruary 4, 2014 at 9:19 AM

    MOL. Katie's giving you a whappy paw, Waffles.

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  18. Katie IsabellaFebruary 4, 2014 at 10:26 AM

    Waffles, Katie says she could use a break! xoxox

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  19. UnknownFebruary 4, 2014 at 11:17 AM

    Bahahaha!!!! That was a hilarious post!!!!!
    You caught them in all the perfect moments and you captioned it perfectly to!!!
    To you crazy kitties!!!!!
    I love u guys lol
    ((Husky hugz)) frum da pack!

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  20. AnonymousFebruary 4, 2014 at 11:31 AM

    Ha ha ha! Too funny! Looks like Katie won that Patty Cake game!!

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  21. Katie http://myminipetpig.com/February 4, 2014 at 11:37 AM

    Ha! You sure do know how to play Pat-a-cake! We like your version.

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  22. TerriFebruary 4, 2014 at 11:42 AM

    Was that a right hook?

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  23. CatInTheFridgeFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:05 PM

    Woah, Katie! That was totally street fighter. Nice move!! And of course we'll be sending in some noms for you! - Crepes.

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  24. www.shelter-cats.comFebruary 4, 2014 at 12:50 PM

    It looks like a pretty even match-up for the smack paws bout! I expect to see them entering the boxing ring in little satin bathrobes...
    Was that round #1000+?

    xxoo
    Maggie

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  25. MariliaFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:19 PM

    Ahaah! Love you both!

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  26. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesFebruary 4, 2014 at 1:20 PM

    MOL, get more than you expected, Waffles?

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  27. Random FelinesFebruary 4, 2014 at 2:44 PM

    ah yes - the ears of annoyance followed by a good whap to the face. go get him Katie

    love, Ivy

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  28. ReneFebruary 4, 2014 at 2:51 PM

    Um, Katie, have you noticed how big Waffles has gotten? Maybe you should play along, just a little. :-)

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  29. Mr. BlackFebruary 4, 2014 at 3:23 PM

    Catfight!

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  30. Margaret Owen ThorpeFebruary 4, 2014 at 3:25 PM

    Aha! Julio was, indeed, texting Waffles last night, telling him how to challenge Katie to a game of pattycake. Julio does exactly this to Scarlett - all the time - and then he knocks her over and jumps on her belly. Katie, would you please send Scarlett a text and teach her how to whomp her dude back?

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  31. Jans Funny FarmFebruary 4, 2014 at 4:08 PM

    Did Katie just punch you in the nose, Waffles? Will you still share your ham with her if she did?

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  32. meowmeowmansFebruary 4, 2014 at 4:47 PM

    Wow. And Katie, with the quick right jab! Pow!!! :)

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  33. Cathy KeishaFebruary 4, 2014 at 5:31 PM

    For obvious reasons, that ws TW fave game as an infant. She thought it was named after her. Great right hook, Katie. Now jab him with the left!

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  34. AnnStaubFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:03 PM

    MOL! Great shot Katie! Looks like you do patty cake pretty well to me.

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  35. Nature by DawnFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:11 PM

    Baker's ham :D You're so silly, Waffles.

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  36. Memories of Eric and FlynnFebruary 4, 2014 at 6:13 PM

    Good move there Katie.

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  37. A TonlFebruary 4, 2014 at 8:03 PM

    Allie: That's it girlfriend. A fast right hook to the left cheek does a body GOOD. Okay, well not HIS body....

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  38. RedSetterFebruary 4, 2014 at 8:18 PM

    Ya just knew that wasn't going to end well and I was wincing as I rolled down!

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  39. SakuFebruary 4, 2014 at 9:25 PM

    MOL! Way to go girl and not let that pesky little brofur get the best of you!

    Sami

    Ouch...we is hurting for you Waffles. That big sisfur isn't gonna let you live that one down.

    Sasha & Saku

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  40. Ann BoyajianFebruary 4, 2014 at 9:36 PM

    Nice jab, Katie! Now follow up with a combination right jab/left hook!

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  41. Ellen WhyteFebruary 4, 2014 at 9:44 PM

    Oooooh, whappy paws! We do that too!

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  42. The Swiss CatsFebruary 5, 2014 at 1:20 AM

    Patty Cake turned into paw in the nose for you Waffles ! You're a punchy girl Katie ! Purrs

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  43. Little Miss TitchFebruary 5, 2014 at 1:54 PM

    hehehehe Waffles hehehe you never learn mate...xx Speedy

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  44. katsrusFebruary 5, 2014 at 3:52 PM

    Love the friends don't let friends talk like Waffles. LOL.
    Sue B

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  45. Kitties BlueFebruary 6, 2014 at 11:41 PM

    We like Waffles versions of the Patty Cake rhyme. Patty Cake at our house always ends in smacky paws or even bitey neck. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  46. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalFebruary 7, 2014 at 10:02 AM

    CATFIGHT , CATFIGHT , CATFIGHT :)
    XOXO

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  47. UnknownFebruary 7, 2014 at 12:04 PM

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Katie for the win!

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