Katie here. You're flying home today from your conference thing, and in the nick of time I might add. As per my previous communications, I've been extremely busy monitoring Waffles' activities.
He has now stolen my food in excess of 19 times, despite Gloman's feeble attempts to keep those sticky paws at bay.
The most alarming development however, involves access to inappropriate adult-cat websites. I have photographic proof that he was surfing kitty porn late last night after Gloman went to bed. Clearly, he lied about his age when he logged on and how he got past the parental controls remains a mystery.
Waffles, I am SO onto you.