Saturday, November 2, 2013

The Gloman Chronicles: Day 3

Dear Glogirly,

Katie here. I hope you're having a good time at your cat conference thing. As promised, I'm continuing to monitor Waffles' behavior for you. 

As of 0800 hours, he's eaten my food 13 times. I don't need to remind you – he's messy. Hence I'm forced to clean up the carnage myself. 

Maybe if Gloman understood how to more evenly disperse the food inside the dish, we'd avoid these flying cannonballs of chicken pate Waffles shoots off the dining level of the cat tower. But the learning curve is steep. 

And another thing...
Everyday after the Gloman leaves for the office, I've caught Waffles displaying inappropriate contact with Black Cat. 

VERY inappropriate contact.


  1. Things appear to be falling apart at the Townhouse...

  2. Better than inappropriate contact with you Katie....

  3. Yeah, what Patty said - at least it's not YOUR head he's sitting on, Katie!

  4. Oh dear its going down hill now,xx Speedy

  5. Poor Katie. You should have Gloman supervise dinnertime so Waffles can't steal your noms. ;)

    Carmine, Milita, and Jewel

  6. Uhoh......sitting on the black cat would certainly be considered inappropriate....and spitting food everywhere - well - that's just plain semi-inexcusable!

    Kitty Hugs, Sammy

  7. Whoa....Glogirly better get back soon!

    The Florida Furkids

  8. Now Katie I am sure that Gloman is not playing favorites, however it seems the orange one could use a little more instruction - It seems you will have to step in and use those paws of yours to teach the young one

  9. WAFFLES! Stop showing Black Cat Uranus! He could care less about astronomy.

  10. Miss Katie, our staff says that you should make Glogirly get Waffles, um, FIXED if he hasn't been already. It's *time.*

    The Feline Contingent
    (Lilith, Rosco, & Tina)
    And Staff

  11. Oh no Katie. Things are going downhill fast.
    Sue B

  12. No, Waffles, no : you cannot almost sit down on Black Cat's head and show him your... huh... third eye like this ! Purrs

  13. Poor Black Cat must be having pink starfish nightmares!

  14. You just cant get the staff, can you! Do you think it is a boy thing?

  15. W2 has a girlyfriend? Or is that a BOY friend? Heh.

  16. Whew Katie - Glogirly can't get home quick enough can she sweetie. That Waffles is a real hand full - errr pawfull!

  17. OMC !
    What is going on over at your place ?!

  18. Mauricio would like to suggest that you explore that invitation to Cat Scouts he sent a while back. Could help to teach Waffles about inappropriate touching and sitting! It could also burn off some of that excess energy. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulieta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo


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