With only two days into your absence, I'm continuing to monitor Waffles' activities.
So far he's eaten my food 7 times. Four of these times, he horned in on my dish WHILE I was eating, exhibiting blatant disregard for common dining etiquette.
My plan to send him to the office with Gloman was looking promising. Especially considering our usual cat sitter works at the same office AND she actually LIKES the orange terrorist. Surely Gloman cold handle a simple pass-off.
With the carrier strategically positioned by the steps leading down to the garage, I was certain I could lure him in for swift and easy transport.
Sadly, my plans were thwarted and the whole thing ended up with another incident of inappropriate touching.