WAFFLES: Hey Boss! This suitcase smells funny.
KATIE: Funny-ha-ha-funny or funny beyond-expiration-date-funny?
WAFFLES: I don't know. What do expiration dates smell like?
KATIE: Well I know Glogirly said she was bringing home some special swag from the BarkWorld conference. You don't suppose...
WAFFLES: You mean like something that BARKS???
KATIE: She wouldn't DARE. Would she???
WAFFLES: *shrugs shoulders*
KATIE: You better go in. If you don't come back out, it was nice knowing you. *heh, heh...crosses paws*
Airport Security Comic Relief
Glogirly made it home from the conference safe and sound. Apparently it was touch and go for awhile at the airport. While she was going through the giant body x-ray machine in security...you know, the one that looks like a huge tube you walk inside and the rounded glass doors slide shut?
|Example of security body scanner.|
Photo: Zuma Press
Well she walked inside and stood on the little yellow footprints and then held her hands up in the air just like the sign inside shows.
All of a sudden a tiny Asian woman, probably about 80 years-old and 4' tall, walked inside with her, holding her hands up high. The door slammed shut and they were both inside. Then there was that awkward "OMG, there's a little old lady in the x-ray machine with me" moment for Glogirly.
If you don't believe us, just ask Sparkle. Her human was there and saw the whole thing.
More To Come On BarkWorld
Be sure to check back...We'll be sharing more fun from the BarkWorld conference. Some cool stuff Glogirly learned, some fun plans she has and a swag giveaway!