Waffles Wednesday: Uh Oh, Can Glogirly Fly???

Hi everybuddy, Waffles here.

Glogirly has the big black box with wheels out again. She's putting all her underwear in it. Shoes too. The Boss says she's flying to Dallas for a conference. She's going to meet up with a bunch of cats that write. 

Well I'M a cat that writes...why does she have to go see OTHER cats that write when she's got me? I mean my grammar isn't THAT bad is it??? Ok, I don't really know what grammar is. Is it like a cracker? 

And how's Glogirly planning on FLYING to this Dallas place anyway? I'm pretty sure she doesn't have any wings in her closet. And that suitcase is WAY to big to fit out this window. 

She's screwed.

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Don't worry, the Boss says we'll be okay while she's conferencing. That is if Gloman remembers how to open our food cans. The Boss also says we get to send her postcards everyday right here on our blog. If you come back, we'll let you read them.

This Suitcase Smells Like DOG & Airport Security Comic Relief

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! This suitcase smells funny.

KATIE:  Funny-ha-ha-funny or funny beyond-expiration-date-funny?

WAFFLES:  I don't know. What do expiration dates smell like?

KATIE:  Well I know Glogirly said she was bringing home some special swag from the BarkWorld conference. You don't suppose...

WAFFLES:  You mean like something that BARKS???

KATIE:  She wouldn't DARE. Would she???

WAFFLES: *shrugs shoulders*

KATIE: You better go in. If you don't come back out, it was nice knowing you. *heh, heh...crosses paws*

Airport Security Comic Relief

Glogirly made it home from the conference safe and sound. Apparently it was touch and go for awhile at the airport. While she was going through the giant body x-ray machine in security...you know, the one that looks like a huge tube you walk inside and the rounded glass doors slide shut?

Example of security body scanner.
Photo: Zuma Press

Well she walked inside and stood on the little yellow footprints and then held her hands up in the air just like the sign inside shows. 

All of a sudden a tiny Asian woman, probably about 80 years-old and 4' tall, walked inside with her, holding her hands up high. The door slammed shut and they were both inside. Then there was that awkward "OMG, there's a little old lady in the x-ray machine with me" moment for Glogirly. 

If you don't believe us, just ask Sparkle. Her human was there and saw the whole thing. 

More To Come On BarkWorld

Be sure to check back...We'll be sharing more fun from the BarkWorld conference. Some cool stuff Glogirly learned, some fun plans she has and a swag giveaway!   

...And In Walked The Cat Sitter

Hi everyone, Katie here.

There are some concerning developments here at the Townhouse.  While conducting my daily rounds I've noticed a preponderance of suitcases strewn about.

One could be harmless. Gloman often travels for business. A quick gone today – back tomorrow kind of thing.



Two indicates a potentially longer trip.

But three? four?
FIVE???

This does not bode well for Casa de Glogirly.
This does NOT bode well for me & Waffles.



And if that's not bad enough...
We had a *visitor* tonight.

The doorbell rang, and suddenly Glogirly was showing this INTRUDER all of my most precious, secret places. Where I eat, sleep...they touched my favorite toys...you know the rest.

Waffles Too and I are in for a wild ride. There's no telling where this is going. 

The Evil Suitcase

Hi everyone, Katie here.

There's a big rumor swirling around the townhouse. I know, rumors are usually bad and should often be avoided. This is NOT that kind of rumor. This is the GOOD kind.

Seems that Glogirly is going to be starting a new job soon. A job that requires only infrequent use of the evil suitcase.

More details to come...but for now, I'm ready to celebrate!

BRING ON THE SALMON!