Hi everyone, Katie here.
I can't believe that Glogirly left me. Left me with that orange teenager. Vacation she says. She claims she's going to miss me way more than I'm going to miss her. And that's supposed to make me feel better?
She told me not to worry. That the Cat Sitter would come over to serve me my dinner.
What she didn't tell me is that the Cat Sitter is bringing a suitcase. And a TOOTHBRUSH.
Waffles is already sucking up to her. |
If you need me, I'll be under the bed.
Uh oh. The Cat Sitter might be SLEEPING in that bed.
*heavy heavy sigh*
You should have stayed with Spitty in the Furrari and never gone back to the townhouse
ReplyDeleteOMC !
ReplyDeleteI'm speachless Katie and on my way to you.
XOXO
Mommy said she's volunteer to move in any time you need a cat sitter. Don't take her up on it. Who would take care of me???
ReplyDeletePoor Katie! Good thing you just had a great time with Spitty and his furrari. You can remember those good times when it gets rough there at the townhouse. XOXOXO
ReplyDeleteOh Katie, You need a manly handsome mancat to protect you from that orangy maniac! Start planning revenge while UTB!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. That sounds horrible. I am pretty sure ours will not be staying here over night--the Woman can't find anyone who does that right now.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy the holiday and don't worry Waffles will entertain the sitter :-)
ReplyDeletePoor Katie! Maybe it won't be that bad. I'm sure the Cat Sitter can handle opening your food and making sure Waffles Too doesn't steal your food or harass you too much. She should be useful for that. Try not to hate her too much. It's not her fault Glogirly was cruel enough to leave you for vacation (why would anyone want to spend time away from you? Totally cannot understand that).
ReplyDeleteMy pet sitter sleeps over - and we ALL sleep on the bed with her! Even Boodie. And she does not thrash around as much as my human. Katie, you should milk this!
ReplyDeleteNo worries Katie we are sure the pet sitter will give you lots of lovies. Have a fabulous Friday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Do you want to come stay with me instead?
ReplyDeleteI bet that Waffles is already snuggled up to her, am I right?
ReplyDeleteKatie, you cannot keep control of the household from under the bed. This is a great time to perfect aloofness, but it must be visible in order to be insulting.
ReplyDeleteSee if you can get extra treats or food ... It's worth a try! Have a good weekend!
ReplyDeleteOh no, Katie. Will Waffles sleep in bed with the cat sitter?
ReplyDeleteWaffles too never fails to make momma and i laugh. Oh, katie, sorry you're getting all stressed out because of the orange teenager.
ReplyDeleteWow...you get a live in maid? Let her know you need treats available 24/7!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Miss Katie, we see this as a time for the enjoyment of manipulation, obfuscation (we don't know what that means, but it's a fun word), mass destruction, and ultimately the pointing of a paw, while aghast at the havoc that "the orange maniac" has caused. Glogirly may not believe it if she were home, but perhaps the Cat Sitter is more... shall we say...naive? This could be fun!
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Oh Katie, maybe you should give the luggage a little scratch to let it be known who is in charge (but don't tell we suggested that!) :-)
ReplyDeletePiggy kisses,
Katie and Coccolino the mini pig
oh, Katie. don't worry. maybe you and W2 can play Smacky-Paws under the bed? that's always fun. Good luck, hunny-buns.
ReplyDeleteOh Katie!!!! Try not to worry...but...luggage? WOW! At least you aren't alone, you have Waffles Too! See? You might just be happy about that! I am sure your Mom picked someone fantastic to stay with you both. Hope your Mom enjoys her well-deserved vacation! xoxoox
ReplyDeleteDon't think of her as a "sitter" - think of her as a "maid" (which she IS, you know).
ReplyDeleteOr leave a hairball in her suitcase. ;-)
Purrz,
Selina
OMC! The sitter is gonna be living there? Well, Katie, the only thing to do is work this situation to your advantage. Look faint and weak and the sitter will give you more foods and treats.
ReplyDeleteOh Katie honey - It will be ok - you peak out around dinner time and then cuddle back up under bed - but you may find that the "sitter" isn't all that bad - If you needs us - just meow and we come help
ReplyDeleteYikes! I will be under my bed to Katie...just to show my support!
ReplyDeleteI bet she's a nice cat sitter Katie. It will be ok.
ReplyDeleteSue B
Poor Katie, I can see your outrage in that picture but I'm sure your Mum will have been very picky about the sitter. So, once you've given the sitter a bit of the cold shoulder treatment, just to put her in her place, you might want to check out what she has to offer in terms of cuddles, treats or games. She might just be ok.
ReplyDeleteThat orange teenager is smarter than you think! If the catsitter is staying in the house, you'd better suck up to her, too :)
ReplyDeleteYou were suppose to hide in the suitcase not under the bed! You are cracking mom up she loves reading about you it brings back memories of when she was a cat lady. Love Dolly
ReplyDeleteOh dear Katie. Just get lots of snoozing in and she will be back before you know it.. Hope they have a good time.. Hugs GJ x
ReplyDeleteThis is getting even scarier. Perhaps the humans are a little insecure about finding Waffles still at home when they return. We suspect that given half the chance Katie, that you would sell or even give Waffles away. Find yourself a safe haven so you can nap. The time will fly by until they are home again. Good luck kitties. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, AStrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteKatie, how could she do that to you? You're in for the long haul...I hope you are planning for some spectacular way to welcome her back.
ReplyDeleteOh dear! This is very serious!! Time to plan your revenge, I think!!
ReplyDeleteCODE RED! WE HAVE A 10-13 AT THE TOWNHOUSE! CAT DOWN! ALL HANDS RESPOND!
ReplyDeleteU probably already measured the cat sitters bag to see if waffles can fit. Am I right or what.
ReplyDeleteOh dear katie but just think of all the boosing of waffles you can do!heheehee,xx Speedy
ReplyDeleteGosh... we stop visiting for a few days and this is what we come back to see... outrageous... completely outrageous... Purrs of support from the Zee/Zoey gang
ReplyDeleteKatie, me thinks having the pawrents goes a way for a while might bes a good plan. Mes would loves to has a cat sitter!
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Nellie