Hi everyone, Katie here.
I like shopping. Really I do. As much as I loathe the doorbell-ringing UPS man, he often shows up with something cool for me. A new scratcher, a catnip tomato, even the Furminator wasn't so bad. But when I woke up Saturday morning and sauntered down the steps to my dish, you would not BELIEVE the horror I saw.
A cat-sized clothing boutique. Strangely, everything was my size. Humans dream of stuff like this. But I tell you, this was NO dream.
I should have known there was trouble when Glogirly returned home from BlogPaws with the entire Bret Michaels Pets Rock Collection by PetSmart stuffed into a nondescript paper bag. She was all nonchalant about it, but I saw the studs, crosses, skulls, PLEATHER...certainly nothing that looked like a cat toy. Truth be told it's all DOG clothes. Word in the alley is that a cat line is on the horizon. Great. I can't wait. *rolls eyes*
It wasn't until Glogirly and Gloman swarmed me that I saw the cameras and the lighting. I had been ambushed. Looking at the lineup of outfits, their intentions became quickly clear.
So I did what any self-respecting cat would do. I complained, protested, squirmed and then... I negotiated. A full container of freeze dried salmon lay in wait. Fresh, never been opened, and MINE. I closed my eyes, took a deep breath and willed it to all be over.
What you are about to see HAS NOT been Photoshopped
|I can't even look at myself in this thing. |
What's so cool about studs and skulls anyway?
|Ok, at least it's pink. But horizontal stripes? Seriously?|
|I've really gotta suck it in to fit in this hoodie. |
No wonder the boyz wear their pants down around their knees.
|Ok, Rock Star Dracula. I can do this.|
I've got fangs and I know how to use them.
I have many questions. But one in particular haunts me. Where, oh WHERE, is Flat Katie when I need her?
Note: PetSmart gave all this stuff to Glogirly for free at BlogPaws. We are not being compensated for this post...it was ALL Glogirly's idea. Believe me, it sure wasn't MINE.
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