In an attempt to shed light on the uncertainty behind the recent allegations launched against me, TMZ has just released the following video. Police are searching for the unknown assailant, believed to be caught on tape for just a fraction of a second. If you have any information as to the identity or whereabouts of this long, grey-haired interloper, please contact the authorities at once.
Lock your doors. Arm your security systems. Bring out the ::dare I say:: the dogs.
NO ONE is safe.
Click HERE to watch on YouTube or just click below.
For background on my previous and ridiculous charges click the links:
Allegations of Shoelace Tampering
Awaiting Arraignment for Murder Charges
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