Hi everyone, Katie here.
On Tuesday evening I was released on bond for charges of Shoelace Tampering. I was in good spirits and confident a clean dismissal was imminent. That is until today. I was made aware of new charges that are being brought against me unrelated to the shoelaces. Far more serious allegations. Of murder.
That's right, murder.
Let me start by assuring you I didn't do it. Based on circumstantial evidence though, my future may be hanging in the balance. Plus Gloman is out of town so as much as I'd like to, I can't blame him.
Let me walk you through the events of the past 24 hours.
09:00am - Breakfast as usual. Grain free kibble. One small piece of freeze dried salmon. Water.
09:15am - Rolled around on the kitchen rug looking cute.
10:00am - Pre-nap preparations in Glogirly's bed.
10:05am - Glogirly left the townhouse for the gym.
10:06am - 12:22pm - Deep napping.
12:23pm - Glogirly returned to the townhouse.
12:24pm - Glogirly shrieked, "OMG, a MOUSE! OMG, OMG, OMG a MOUSE!"
12:25pm - Glogirly shrieked, "KATIE, WHAT DID YOU DO?"
12:26pm - Woken from my slumber TWO floors up, I descended the steps to find out what the fluff was going on.
12:27pm - Discovery of the remains. A small lifeless body I'VE never seen before lay limp on the tile floor.
12:28pm - Initial assessment showed no signs of foul play. Or any play for that matter.
Well here we go again. I'm currently awaiting arraignment. Three strikes if you count the ribbon incident and the shoelace tampering thing.
But I swear.
I didn't do it.
I was sleeping, I tell you, sleeping.
I've never even SEEN a creature like this before. I'm a CITY cat.
I don't know how the intruder forced his way in past security.
But I think he may have slipped in undetected when a door opened.
And then obviously poisoned himself.