So Gloman has been making some accusations here at the townhouse. He's become suspicious of Glogirly and the 'attention' she's been paying me. An innocent drive-by with the TV remote and a momentary pause on a reality show called Toddlers & Tiaras has yielded Glogirly the title of Stage Mom.
Apparently he thinks it's unusual ...actually I think the word he used was insane... for Glogirly to be doting over me, stalking me with her iPhone video recorder, asking to schedule more and more photo shoots.
I think the Photoshop tiaras put him over the edge.
So out of my way you spoiled little toddler people. Walk away from the false eyelashes. Leave your hairspray behind. There's a new cat in town and she's wearin' a crown.
Game on.
Insane, or Differently Cognitively Abled? You decide.
ReplyDeleteKatie
ReplyDeleteI can see it now...rhinestones and feathers are next. Be very afraid!
purrs
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♥Abby♥Boo♥Ping♥Jinx♥Grace♥
Oh Lordy! Glogirly's got it bad!!! Katie you might need to take Gloman and escape from Planet Reality TV and seek asylum on Planet Reality (it's just next door :)
ReplyDeleteYou were born to wear the crown Katie. You are a natural winner.
ReplyDeleteAt least you got a Photoshopped tiara, Katie - MY human has an actual cat-sized tiara and both Binga and I have been forced to wear it!
ReplyDeleteUt oh....we see some real trouble ahead.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
roflmao!!!!!!!!!!!! Katie you win the pageant PAWS DOWN!!!!! You are a NATURAL beauty!
ReplyDeleteSo what's wrong with a Photoshopped tiara. I have one and a lot of female Twitter cats wear them. There's nothing strange about it.
ReplyDeleteWhere's the boa? Look in Glogirly's closet.
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
We've meowed an agreement that my mom can do whatever she likes with us via photoshop. My favorite was the cheesehead I got to wear when virtually vistiting Whiskerskonsin with my special furriend Whitey on our cheese tour of the world.
ReplyDeleteI also have worn a virtual tiara and I kind of like it!
You go girl!
xoxo Cory
You're so much more suited to pageantry than those little girls. You actually look classy, whereas they look trashy ;-).
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