Hi everyone, Katie here.
Welcome back to Not Me Week. It's Day 3 and I'm continuing to clarify what I am NOT. Gloman needs to accept where I stand on sports. We live in Minnesota. Our baseball and football teams are in dead last place. I am NOT a fan. Deal with it.
It's no secret the Minnesota Twins were scouting me.
I coulda been an MVP.
But I am NOT a baseball fan.
Ok, I like the laces in my glove.
But I am still NOT a baseball fan.
As for football, what kind of crazy shaped thing is THIS?
A ball? I think NOT.
The Minnesota Vikings could use someone like me.
Crafty and quick, I can run like the wind.
But a football player?
With that weird shaped thing they toss around?
I think NOT.