Hi everyone, Katie here.
Welcome to Not Me Week, Day 1. Just to be clear, this week I'm devoting my blog to everything that I am NOT. Did you hear that, Glogirly? This is as much for you as, well...this is JUST for you. Get the message?
You see, I believe there are some misconceptions on the part of Glogirly, and even Gloman, as to what I am and what I am NOT. And many of these things I am NOT are simply NOT fair. NOT my choice. NOT my doing. So get ready. Let's focus on the NOT.
I am NOT the maid.
If I WERE the maid, I would be allowed in this room.
But I am NOT.
I am NOT allowed outside.
This is NOT my choice.
And finally, Gloman...this one is for you.
Quit pretending that I am a dog.
I am NOT.