Thought For The Not Me Week

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome back to Not Me Week. It's Day 5. The final day. I've thought long and hard about which thought would best represent me and my Not Me Week. I look to one of the greatest, albeit craziest, all-time performances by an actress.

I leave you with this.

"I will NOT be ignored."

- Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction

- and Katie

Not Me Week Day 4

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome back to Not Me Week here at the townhouse. It's Day 4 and I'm NOT done yet!

Back to more about me and what I am NOT.

I am NOT a fan of the doorbell.

And I'm NOT coming out from under here.

Although intrigued by the splish splash...

I am NOT a fan of the bathwater.

Sinkwater is a bit tamer. But still...

I am NOT a fan of the sinkwater.

I may drive without a license.

Toonces did too after all.

But I am NOT a criminal.

The above image is a fictitious representation

of an anonymous feline that only LOOKS like me.

Photoshop slander if you will.

This is NOT me.

Not Me Week Day 3

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome back to Not Me Week. It's Day 3 and I'm continuing to clarify what I am NOT. Gloman needs to accept where I stand on sports. We live in Minnesota. Our baseball and football teams are in dead last place. I am NOT a fan. Deal with it.

It's no secret the Minnesota Twins were scouting me.

I coulda been an MVP.

But I am NOT a baseball fan.

Ok, I like the laces in my glove.

But I am still NOT a baseball fan.

As for football, what kind of crazy shaped thing is THIS?

A ball? I think NOT.

The Minnesota Vikings could use someone like me.

Crafty and quick, I can run like the wind.

But a football player?

With that weird shaped thing they toss around?

I think NOT.

Not Me Week Day 2

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome back to Not Me Week. It's Day 2 and I'm continuing to clarify what I am NOT.

Glogirly still needs a better understanding of what constitutes love & affection for an extremely smart and good looking cat and what constitutes entrapment & humiliation.

But I love entrapment and humiliation. NOT!

I am NOT a fan of the pink harness.

I am NOT going out in public like this.

What happened to the I-am-NOT-allowed-outside rule?

I am NOT a dinosaur.

Same response as pink harness.

I am NOT going out in public like this.

I am NOT going back to the V-E-T.

NOT! NOT! NOT!

NOT.

Not Me Week Day 1

Hi everyone, Katie here.

Welcome to Not Me Week, Day 1. Just to be clear, this week I'm devoting my blog to everything that I am NOT. Did you hear that, Glogirly? This is as much for you as, well...this is JUST for you. Get the message?

You see, I believe there are some misconceptions on the part of Glogirly, and even Gloman, as to what I am and what I am NOT. And many of these things I am NOT are simply NOT fair. NOT my choice. NOT my doing. So get ready. Let's focus on the NOT.

I am NOT the maid.

If I WERE the maid, I would be allowed in this room.

But I am NOT.

I am NOT allowed outside.

This is NOT my choice.

And finally, Gloman...this one is for you.

Quit pretending that I am a dog.

Clearly.

I am NOT.