Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Her Cheating Heart



Hi everyone, Katie here.

I thought we had something special. A cat and her girl, a girl and her cat. What could be more perfect?




It has recently come to my attention that Glogirly has not been faithful to me OR to my blog. I have it on good authority that she is ... well... cheating on me. Blatantly cheating. Seems she's been invited to write on ANOTHER blog. She's written some so-called "guest blog" for I Have Cat. From what I hear it's a bunch of inflammatory nonsense about me and Gloman. Whatever.




She may as well be cuddling and cat napping with Kip and Petey, the two cats from I Have Cat. Kip. What kind of a name is that? Sounds like something that should be stuffed into a cat toy and sewn shut. And Petey. How juvenile. Grow up already. Not to mention "I Have Cat." What kind of a name for a blog is that? Nice grammar there.


I HAVE CAT(s)
Petey & Kip
cute... but not as smart as me


I haven't read the blog yet. I'm not sure I want to fuel the fire.
But then again...



I am a cat.

I am naturally curious.

I cannot leave well enough alone.


So I'm heading over there now to see what the fuss is all about. Click HERE to come with me. I suppose I will have to forgive her, eventually. But I will never forget. Never.

46 comments:

  1. Katie, may we recommend a very wet hair ball quietly hacked up right where Glogirly puts her bare feet when she gets out of bed in the morning?

    Yours in vengeance, Raymond and Busby

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  2. Ohhh Katie... I'm positive that these other cats will in NO way have your charm and wit, you have nothing to fear.

    If you really wanna make Glogirly green with envy, you could always guest blog on our blog sometime. MEW HA HA!

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  3. It's a shame that Katie is standoffish to you. I suspect it may have something to do with the Tuxedo effect because my Tuxie Sheesh is the same way. Or purrhaps, if you check next to Gloman in his chair he's got a big bag of Temptations to bribe her with.

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  4. oh come on Katie, it's cool!
    Glogirly is very talented and she writes beautiful stories about you and her!
    And you will be always her little princess for sure!
    Hmmm I'm also curious about this blog, I think I will visit it.Petey & Kip are adorable!
    You are so cute in this last picture looking so curious about the blog!
    Congrats Glogirly!
    purrs and always love to you dear Katie!
    *** btw, I showed your last post about swimming to my sis here 'cause she will start this week some swimming classes as she needs it, I mean for the school and she doesn't know how to swim.I wish you could be here with us to teach her as well!
    It's a bit complicated as in Brazil this was not a normal subject to the Secondary School but here in Europe it looks to be a nightmare for her because now she really NEEDS to swim.But I'm confident that she will "survive" this phase! :)

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  5. Oh Katie. We agree with Raymond and Busby...a nice juicy hairball strategically placed....oh, and the 'innocent face' too. Yeah, she'll KNOW you did it but still, use the innocent face.

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  6. You don't need to worry about it Katie because she is still only talking about YOU!
    your pal,
    Bruce:)

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  7. Aww Katie. Just can't trust your hoomin. Gotta keep a paw on them EVERY MINUTE!

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  8. Oh Katie, we know YOU trained both of THEM! You're such a smart girl!

    Sniffie and the Florida Furkids

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  9. Katie, it's clear that your Glogirly is quite amitten with you!

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  10. Hmmmm...I do like the idea of you cheating on her! You could come to our blog to do a guest post...we'd be happy if you teleported over to hang out in the garden with Jonesie or play THoE with all of us. You could show up all over the CB. That'll teach her a lesson. I think.

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  11. Hi Katie,
    Don't be upset, it all about you!
    Luv, Lucy (Woof!)

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  12. Oh no your going to miss each other and not be able to talk about his

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  13. Hi Katie, I read Glogirly's post on the other blog. It's quite good and it turns out she's jealous of you! You know she would never stray too far from you, but you may have to keep a strong paw on her.

    Purrs,
    Lucy

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  14. I would demand double rations of cat food to appease your jealously and maybe give you a chance to forgive her. If the double rations keep coming, encourage her to write more for those funny named cats. Keep looking out for yourself Katie, that is what it is all about.

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  15. Who's cheating on whom?? Glogirly thinks you are cheating with Gloman!! How does it feel to be the other woman, Katie??? ;-)

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  16. Oh Katie I wouldn't worry about those cats that have the strange names. You should see what our strange names are. And you can always demand lots of noms to make up for your hoooman spending time with those other two cats.

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  17. Oh Poor Katie! That's so unfair to you, that GloGirly is cheating! What's the world coming to, when your furry own MOM cheats! We'll go check out the other blog, but before we go, take peace in knowing we love yours more!

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  18. Hey Katie, I read the other post too...trust me, it was totally wonderful!

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  19. Oh Katie, is Glogirly cheating on you? We read the other blog. It seems Glogirly thinks otherwise. Katie you should put your paw down.

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  20. WE can't believe she cheated on you! We are totally shocked!

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  21. Katie, Katie, Katie! You should give GG a break. You two need to talk this situation out. Too much expectation on both sides... She just wants some attention. Surely you can understand that. Be gentle with GG and give her a head butt or two.
    ~Lisa Co9T

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  22. Caught!!!! Demand double treats and cuddles from GG.

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  23. We know you are still, and always will be, the #1 cat.

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  24. There is no excuse for Glogirly cheating on you. You must think up some suitably wicked revenge. We are going over to see exactly what she thinks she's playing at. Hmphhh! We won't stand for her cheating on you, our friend.

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  25. We'll go and have a look. We think she is probably bragging about you. "You have cat? Pfft, big deal. I have Katie."

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  26. Oh this is terrible.
    You are too cute and wonderful to have a bad mommy
    bonkies for some sunshine to sulk in

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  27. Not to worry, she still loves you ^,,^

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  28. I wouldn't worry, she is just going over to that blog to show you off. Don't think about it.
    cindy

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  29. HI Katie

    No need to worry your cute furry little head. WE think Glogirl is totally smitten with you!

    purry purrs
    Abby

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  30. We read the "other blog", and you have nothing to worry about. It seems Glogirly is quite smitten with you. We are amused that she seems to be under the delusion that YOU have been TRAINED. Silly, silly human...we kitties know that you are the one who trained the humans.

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  31. Katie: I read what GloGirly wrote and she was pretty nice...about YOU! Tommy smiles all the way thru it too. Your human adores you....! So please sit close to her during "Human Target" tonight--Tommy says we're gonna give it another shot. Boston Legal guy is cute, Tommy says--and I like Chi McBribe--I'd curl on his tummy.

    Purr for GloGirly, Katie (she's only human, you know.)

    Noir

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  32. I HAVE CAT here Katie. Now you better tread lightly when it comes to talking about my boys. They ARE your biggest fans - trust me, there is no room left on the walls to put up any more pictures of you! How will I ever find a man if your pictures are all over?!?! HMMMM?
    GG just needs a good snuggle once in a while. I hear you've been doing a good job of that after the posts came out. Sometimes it's the squeaky wheel I guess? :)

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  33. It's just one post... that's what Mom says. Betrayal I say. I think she needs to double post for you Katie.

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  34. Oh Katie
    You must be heartbroken. Those humans are unbelievable. Wanna live with'em and can't live without'em. We better go check out all the nonsense
    Benny & Lily

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  35. Katie, Say it ain't so. How could you have an affiar with the Gloman after all Glogirly has done for you? Please reconsider your affections and give Glogilry some lovin.

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  36. Katie, you'll always be the favorite! It is a great post by the way!

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  37. Hi!
    I just wanted to stop by and tell you that your blog has been included in the "Mouchois Kitty Toolbar"! The toolbar makes it easier for users to keep up to date with your blog. :D

    If you'd like to download the toolbar for yourself, or just see what it's about, please visit the following link:
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    I wanted to include all of my favorite blogs in the toolbar, but if you'd like your blog removed, please email me and let me know at mouchois (at) catlover.com

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  38. Katie, I think you may need to make yourself a little niptini, give yourself a nice bath and forget about it all in the morning!

    Purrs Banshee

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  39. Yahoo! It worked! Thanks for making the change.

    I'll have to head over to see what's going on with those two cute kitties. Of course, no one is as cute as Katie, so she can relax, there!

    By the way, would you like Katie to be a LOLCat sometime? All I need is your permission to copy pictures from your blog. Just leave me a comment if you're interested.

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  40. Yes Katie, I'm sorry to say it, but it's clear you've been betrayed. All you can hope is that she doesn't reveal your most personal secrets.

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  41. Not to worry Katie, you are her first love!

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  42. She has some nerve! We're gonna head on over and read it for ourselves!

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  43. I am sorry your mum cheated on you. Mine does it all the time, but only with other kitties and woofies, not on another blog.

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  44. Yoor the best though! Always remember that. Kip and Petey may be cute, but yoo are cuter!

    We're heading over there straight away to see wot all the fuss is abowt and we'll repawt back our findings!

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  45. Curious, and cute you are! We love wandering around to different cat blogs from other cats blogs...like climbing a tree (then it takes time to climb down is what mewmie says)

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