Waffles Wednesday: Chicken Dance Off

Hey everybuddy!  I have a very special guest today.

What's better than Chicken & Waffles?  How about WAFFLES & Waffles!

In honor of my recent road trip to Chicago, a very special friend and reader has named her new chicken... wait for it... WAFFLES!

WAFFLES THE CHICKEN
I have a CHICKEN named after ME!  I have a CHICKEN named after me!

You KNOW I want to be a chicken rancher when I grow up. So this is just the coolest. Don't tell the Boss though. She'd probably want a chicken named The Boss.

CHICKENS IN CHICAGO???
I bet you're wondering how it is we have a friend living in the city of Chicago who has CHICKENS!!!  Her name is Maribeth and I think I want to marry her.


FUN CHICKEN FACTS:
•  Waffles is actually a Red Hen. She's a GIRL!!!
•  Chickens are legal in Chicago.
•  They lay 1 egg a day.
•  They don't need boys (roosters) because just like all females, the eggs are there no matter what!
•  Just like cats, chickens will eat mice. She didn't say if they like KFC.
•  They're favorite snack are meal worms.
•  They make a funny scratching movement when they're looking for bugs. Maribeth calls it the chicken dance.



Glogirly says I shouldn't EAT my new friend. So instead....

LET'S DANCE! 
Click the video below to watch our Chicken Dance Dance-Off. Or click HERE to watch on YouTube.

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You Smell Like Chicken

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss, have you been eating chicken? I smell chicken. You've been eating chicken, haven't you?!

KATIE:  Waffles, quit sniffing me.

WAFFLES:  Tell me where it is. Where's the chicken?

KATIE:  Waffles, there IS no chicken.

WAFFLES:  I don't believe you. 

KATIE:  Waffles, there's nothing to believe or not to believe. I didn't eat any chicken. I don't smell any chicken. I don't even know where there IS any chicken.  

WAFFLES:  I don't believe you. Prove it.

KATIE:  I don't have to prove it. YOU prove it. 

WAFFLES:  Ok, Boss!

KATIE:  Whoa-Whoa-Whoa!

WAFFLES:  Sheesh, Boss. I was just proving it.

KATIE:  Proving WHAT?

WAFFLES:  Uh... I forget.

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Win one of two soft and fluffy Neko Nappers! One lucky GLOGIRLY reader will win the Neko Napper Pet House and another will win the Sleeping Bag. Nap ON!

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Waffles Wednesday: Chicken & Waffles

Um, hi everybuddy. Waffles Too here.

Something new is showing up in the mark it. The Lay's Potato Chip people have put ME in a bag of potato chips. I'm a little worried cuz Glogirly says you can't eat just one. *gulp*

What's worse, I'm stuck inside the bag with a CHICKEN!  He's not very friendly. I don't think he wants to play, if you know what I mean.

Somebody put Waffles in my Chicken!

Somebuddy put Chicken in my Waffles!

KATIE:
Something tells me this isn't going to turn out quite as good as the peanut butter cups.