KATIE: Waffles. As you know, Glogirly has been away for nearly a week now and is not due back until late Sunday evening.
WAFFLES: Yeah?
KATIE: And as you know, in her absence she has transferred all meal service responsibilities to Gloman.
WAFFLES: You mean like dinner?
KATIE: Or lack thereof. You know she's got him measuring out our food in those tiny little cups, don't you?
WAFFLES: They are kind of small.
KATIE: Gloman's portions are far more generous when he has no idea what he's doing. The less he knows the more we eat.
KATIE: Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to confiscate the Cat Cheat Sheet from the kitchen counter. Once in your possession, it must be destroyed. Shred it, eat it, bury it in the litter box if you have to.
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| Actual Cat Cheat Sheet Currently Displayed on Kitchen Counter |
WAFFLES: Hey, wait a minute! How come you get more food than me???
KATIE: As always, should you be caught, I will disavow any knowledge of your actions.
Good luck, Waffles. This blog will self-destruct in five seconds.
OH my Waffles this is a tough one!!
ReplyDeleteYou can do it Waffles. Or at least you can switch your name for Katie's and then you'll get more food!
ReplyDeleteWaffles, in the original Mission Impawsible - they had theses masks that made you look like anyone... so you could look like Katie and get more foods... Or maybe even look like Glogirly and change the cheat sheet!
ReplyDeleteOh Waffles! I was lucky! When my Mom was out-of-town this past weekend she told my Dad to just forget my diet on the weekend! Love, Cody catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteRaw rabbit??!!
ReplyDeleteShred dat sheet Waffles!
ReplyDeleteDo it Waff!!! Wished we could come help......
ReplyDeleteHow did Katie get lucky with the portions?
ReplyDeleteHi K & W, our owner noticed that about the 1/8 cup water on Katie's food. Hah,Katie have you been tipping into the till? No wonder you are all suspicious. I have a sneaking suspicious our owner is going to try that 1/8 cup water thing on ME. I've been accused of getting alittle too "sumptuous" . How can one have "too much to love?" Now that I read about it here I'll be on guard.
ReplyDeleteCue the Mission Impossible music!
ReplyDeleteOMC, you gotta eat those rules Waffles! Don't get caught. Good luck! Purrs
ReplyDeleteIs Waffle's mission impossible? Maybe if he wears one of his disguises.... He does have quite a wig collection.
ReplyDeleteGood luck, Waffles!
xxoo
Maggie
Maybe you can bury the rules Waffles.
ReplyDeleteSue B
we have our doubts that this mission will be successful MOL
ReplyDeleteGo on, Waffles, and destroy that sheet ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteHolman needs to always be in charge of the foods
ReplyDeleteLily & Edward
Waffles, Katie clearly wants the same that you want, MORE FOOD so you will definitely benefit from this mission.
ReplyDeleteYour expressions today are priceless. Sounds to me like you both are on a diet. You have my deepest sympathy.
ReplyDeleteWow, Katie lucked out with the portion sizes! Waff, you HAVE to destroy that sheet, dude!
ReplyDeleteSorry we haven’t been visiting much this week. Many thanks for your kindness in the wake of Moosey’s passing. He was a very special boy, and we love and miss him so much. The outpouring of love and support by our friends has been such an encouragement during this difficult time.
Eat that sheet, Waffles! Tell Gloman that you were so hungry that you had to do it.
ReplyDeleteWaffles, I would definitely demand equal meals!!! --Mudpie
ReplyDeleteMOL Oh Me cats and kittens we wuld starve. MOL Good luck Waffles.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Sheesh, that isn't much foods. I agree, get rid of the menu plan.
ReplyDeleteWaffles..Please don't disguise yourself as Tom Cruise...you are much more handsome...
ReplyDeleteIf Waffles eats that paper, does it count toward his dinner portion? And if it does, does that mean he will get more than Katie then?
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