Monday, December 28, 2015

Cat Tank Assembly 101

WAFFLES:  *YAWN* Wake me up when they're done building my cat tank. 


QUESTION:
How many people does it take to assemble a cardboard cat tank?


ANSWER:
A LOT

Waffles and Katie were the lucky recipients of a shiny new *easy-to-assemble* cardboard cat tank. It was a Christmas gift from Glogirly & Gloman's son and daughter-in-law. Let's just say the assembly process was a team effort.

It took FOUR college-educated adults to complete the build:
1. Self-proclaimed cat toy expert
2. Masters Degree in education
3. US Marine
4. Photographer to witness and document the operation



WAFFLES:  COOL!!! My very own cat tank!  Just like the REAL MARINES have! 



WAFFLES:  I'm going in!



KATIE:  Waffles, do you even know how to drive that thing?



WAFFLES:  DUH! It's just like riding a bike, Boss.

KATIE:  Waffles, you don't even have a bike.



WAFFLES:  Well if i did I'd know how to drive one.

KATIE:  Drive one???



*3, 2, 1 - EJECT!*




HAPPY HOLIDAYS
 from Pvt. Waffles and Lt. Katie
Tank you for being our friends.


47 comments:

  1. O.M.G. I'm dyin. I'm goin' in. Bwahahahahaha

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  2. PAWSOME! Waffles, you're a natural! And Lt. Katie ... we hope YOU get to drive the tank soon, too.

    We were wondering: Is Gabe's wife *eating* the tank in the gif? MOL!

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  3. Allie: Oh KATIE, the next thing you know he'll be wanting his very own AIRCRAFT. (and you can't put training wheels on that...)

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  4. WOW! What a cool gift! When my human was clearing out the area for the tree, do you know what she found? An AIRPLANE! For kitties! I didn't even realize it was there. Maybe we can team up - you guys are the army and I'll be the air force! Cat World Domination, here we come!

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    1. An airplane sounds so cool, can't wait to see it. Here we come "World Cat Domination" Day! Purrs

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  5. Summer is that the aeroplane Binga was in??

    Hey Mum they got Cool cat toys!! I just got Bonito Flakes, cool balls, cat treats...... er cat toys..... um OK maybe we didn't do so bad...........

    Silver

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  6. Watch out chickens! Holy Tankitty Waff! That's the most Pawsome gift!
    Xoxo

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  7. Watch out chickens! Holy Tankitty Waff! That's the most Pawsome gift!
    Xoxo

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  8. Oh and Ollie,wants to know if it's powered by Rooba or is it remote controlled? He says watch out of its the rc one cuz Lt. Katie will certainly have the controls!

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  9. Oh and Ollie,wants to know if it's powered by Rooba or is it remote controlled? He says watch out of its the rc one cuz Lt. Katie will certainly have the controls!

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  10. I LOVE THIS!!!!! You guys are so entertaining! What a great way to start a Monday! Love you!

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  11. Waff, that upside down pic may well be the most unique, non posed cat pic we haz ever seen.

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  12. What a cool gift! And Pvt. Waffles is too funny! Gloman did a great job too.

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  13. This post should have come with a warning: you just made me spew coffee all over my keyboard. Too funny!

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  14. Such a funny series of pictures! But what will happen now that Waffles is armed? Ut oh...
    xxoo
    Maggie

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  15. What a cool gift ! The human staff did a great job ! We hope you get to drive it too, Katie. Purrs

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  16. That is so cute. We have had the easy to assemble things too that I gave up on. LOL.
    Sue B

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  17. OMC, as if Waffles wasn't deadly-cute enough without the heavy artillery? Katie, we know you'll be driving that thing in no time, too.

    P.S. We had to scroll back up to figure out whether Glogirly was a self-proclaimed cat toy expert or a photographer. Now we know the truth!

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  18. life will never be the same there....maybe Waffles can get some driving instructions from the ACTUAL Marine :)

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  19. OMC! That's so cool! But then again...is the world ready for Waffles in a tank??

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  20. Oh my! What fun. Ours would sit around and the cats would look at it... I doubt anyone would ever go inside!

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  21. That is one cool tool for "World Cat Domination" day! Assembled by hoomans to take over hoomans, MOL. You guys need to team-up with Summer. You do look really cute manning that tank Waffles. Teach him to drive Katie. Luv you guys! Purrs, Greyson, Mr. Chivers, Sir Morton & Tabitha

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  22. Your tank may have taken a lot of people to set it up, but it looks very cool!

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  23. Oh my word!!! Hilarious
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  24. OMC! The going in photo is the funniest ever!! That is a great gift.

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  25. Ha ha - we'll be laughing at this one all day. What a great gift. I loved the shot of Waffles going down head first and a rump sticking up. Perfect shot. Waffles will be the envy of every cat in the blogosphere! (Looks at M and says "Waffles has a tank, why can't I have one?"

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  26. OMD, Waffles, your very own TANK?!?!?! That's the most pawesome present ever!!

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  27. OMD, Waffles, your very own TANK?!?!?! That's the most pawesome present ever!!

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  28. Oh my goodness, I love your tank, Waffles! Now I'm going to have to find me one of these. Purrs!

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  29. OMG, that picture where his butt and paw are sticking out of the top is hilarious!! LOL

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  30. That is BEYOND awesome!!! Oh. Great. Balto!!!! I wonder if they make them Sibe-sized?!?! Or if my mom could make me one? Or dad. Dad was in the Army, for crying out loud. Shouldn't he be able to make me a tank!?!?
    Have a blast in there, Waffles!!!
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  31. Well it might have taken an entire contingent to assemble it but look at the results! EXCELLENT. purrs

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  32. OMC! We're laughing so hard we can't even tell you how awesome that is! MOL! Hahahaha! OMC!

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  33. OMC that is hilarious! Mom's eyes are leaking she is giggling so hard! Love the new tank Waffles!
    Luvs
    Marty

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  34. This is so funny, the mom bean is laffing her head nearly off. You is a furry special kitty Waffles, we can't imaging there are too many kitties with tanks. Watch out Katie, he might try to sneak up on you.

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  35. These photos are just too, too funny. After that head-first dive into the tank, we were happy to see Waffles could right himself. Thanks for sharing this silliness. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  36. That is so awesome! I can't wait to see Waffle's tank adventures!

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  37. Whoa! That’s incredibly cool! I’d never try to fit into a hole that small. Waff has my admiration.

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  38. OMC! That is the coolest thing. My brofurs are drooling over it. Mom says the photos are the best.

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  39. Hilarious!! Great photo captures! Love the Waffles action shots.

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