Monday, January 23, 2017

Does Size Matter? National Measure Your Feet Day

WAFFLES:  Hey Boss! Did you know it's National Measure Your Feet Day?

KATIE:  Seriously? Is that really the best they could come up with for today?

WAFFLES:  It's cool, Boss! You know what they say about big feet –

KATIE:  No, Waffles. Tell me, what DO they say about big feet?



WAFFLES:  I don't know.  But they say something, so it must be good!  And I have REALLY BIG feet. What kind of feet do you have?



KATIE:  What do you mean, what kind of feet do I have? 

WAFFLES:  Are they small? medium? large? 

KATIE:  They're just right. 

WAFFLES:  Uh, Boss.... just right isn't a size. Only small, medium, large–

KATIE:  Well that depends.

WAFFLES:  Depends on what?



KATIE:  Depends on what (or who) I'm getting ready to whap.





19 comments:

  1. Binga happened to be sitting behind my human so she measured her feet... and they are 1-1/2". I wonder what that is in cat shoe sizes.

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  2. Uh-oh! I'd stay a paw's length away if I were you Waffles

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  3. Waffles, I think you need a teddy bear ... or an imaginary friend ... I mean that wouldn't be NEARLY as entertaining for us, but I'm thinking you might want to give Katie a break occasionally? I'm thinking you don't want to find out the size of her feet when they make contact with your face. Just saying.

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  4. Great comeback, Katie! Mommy is squeeing over all those feet....

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  5. Aww, Waffles, that was just an innocent question and you don't deserve to be smacked for that. But the thing is, a lady cats paws are the size they are meant to be, neither too big or too small, and whilst she may from time to time put them on a diet or muse over being a size smaller it is not for a man cat to comment but be supportive and be happy for them as they are. purrs ERin PS I love your paws they suit you, sir, just fine.

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  6. very appropriately whapping sized feet :)

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  7. Why do you have jelly bellies stuck on the bottom of your feets?
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  8. My feet are dainty like a ladycat's feet should be.

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  9. Your feet are the perfect size then, Katie. ;D

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  10. We never noticed you had such big paws, Katie, MOL ! Purrs

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  11. MOL! Katie, we bet you stopped Waffles in his tracks with that one.

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  12. inquiring minds want to know if Waffles received a whapping

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  13. Mum just says my rear claws need trimming.

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  14. Big feet=big tail and we know you have a long tail Waffles. :)

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  15. he he - good answer Katie. I must say you both have pawsome paws, but Waffles paws are extra kissable!

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  16. And what about feet that whap without provocations? *glares at Allie* Inquiring felines wanna know! ~Faraday

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