Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Patty Cake Showdown

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WAFFLES: Hey Boss, wanna play Patty Cake?

KATIE: You're kidding, right?

WAFFLES: I never kid about Patty Cake.



WAFFLES:  C'mon, Boss.

KATIE:  Waffles, really. I don't DO Patty Cake.



WAFFLES:  Awww, c'mon!  Be fun!

♬  Patty Cake, Patty Cake, Baker's ham.
♬  Bake me a ham as fast as you can.
♬  Poke it, smell it, Mark it with a –



WAFFLES:  Hey, wait a minute! THAT's not how you mark it!




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48 comments:

  1. Friends don't let friends talk like Waffles... (HA HA HA HA HA!!!)

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  2. MOL MOL! Looks like Travis and Maurice . . .

    -Jezebel

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  3. Hahaha! Looks like Katy got you there Waffles! I just don't understand why she doesn't like baked ham...everyone likes ham right? Try baking her a salmon next time.
    Your ham loving friend, Pixel
    http://www.pixelblueeyes.com/2014/01/TwistFatePixelWordlessWednesday.html

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  4. Not a big fan of Grammarly; it can't read intent, but I am a big fan of ham! And pattycake.
    ~Vicat

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  5. I think some Batman graphics would be awesome there. POW!
    SOCK! SMACK!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan
    who doesn't even have to raise a paw to the Ornj mutant; she just has this look ya know; and he just sorta melts. It's hilarious!

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  6. Looks like Waffles got a Paw to Nose Award

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  7. Did someone say HAM???????


    The Florida Furkids

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  8. Great game! Sometimes it turns into patty-boxing!

    --Purrs (and woofs) from Life with Dogs and Cats.

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  9. Waffles, we'll let you bake us a ham.

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  10. Bwwwwaaaah!!!!!! Best humor blog needs to be YOU girlfriend! HILARIOUS! xoxo

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  11. MOL. Katie's giving you a whappy paw, Waffles.

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  12. Waffles, Katie says she could use a break! xoxox

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  13. Bahahaha!!!! That was a hilarious post!!!!!
    You caught them in all the perfect moments and you captioned it perfectly to!!!
    To you crazy kitties!!!!!
    I love u guys lol
    ((Husky hugz)) frum da pack!

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  14. Ha ha ha! Too funny! Looks like Katie won that Patty Cake game!!

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  15. Ha! You sure do know how to play Pat-a-cake! We like your version.

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  16. Woah, Katie! That was totally street fighter. Nice move!! And of course we'll be sending in some noms for you! - Crepes.

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  17. It looks like a pretty even match-up for the smack paws bout! I expect to see them entering the boxing ring in little satin bathrobes...
    Was that round #1000+?

    xxoo
    Maggie

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  18. ah yes - the ears of annoyance followed by a good whap to the face. go get him Katie

    love, Ivy

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  19. Um, Katie, have you noticed how big Waffles has gotten? Maybe you should play along, just a little. :-)

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  20. Aha! Julio was, indeed, texting Waffles last night, telling him how to challenge Katie to a game of pattycake. Julio does exactly this to Scarlett - all the time - and then he knocks her over and jumps on her belly. Katie, would you please send Scarlett a text and teach her how to whomp her dude back?

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  21. Did Katie just punch you in the nose, Waffles? Will you still share your ham with her if she did?

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  22. Wow. And Katie, with the quick right jab! Pow!!! :)

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  23. For obvious reasons, that ws TW fave game as an infant. She thought it was named after her. Great right hook, Katie. Now jab him with the left!

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  24. MOL! Great shot Katie! Looks like you do patty cake pretty well to me.

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  25. Baker's ham :D You're so silly, Waffles.

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  26. Allie: That's it girlfriend. A fast right hook to the left cheek does a body GOOD. Okay, well not HIS body....

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  27. Ya just knew that wasn't going to end well and I was wincing as I rolled down!

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  28. MOL! Way to go girl and not let that pesky little brofur get the best of you!

    Sami

    Ouch...we is hurting for you Waffles. That big sisfur isn't gonna let you live that one down.

    Sasha & Saku

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  29. Nice jab, Katie! Now follow up with a combination right jab/left hook!

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  30. Oooooh, whappy paws! We do that too!

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  31. Patty Cake turned into paw in the nose for you Waffles ! You're a punchy girl Katie ! Purrs

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  32. hehehehe Waffles hehehe you never learn mate...xx Speedy

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  33. Love the friends don't let friends talk like Waffles. LOL.
    Sue B

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  34. We like Waffles versions of the Patty Cake rhyme. Patty Cake at our house always ends in smacky paws or even bitey neck. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  35. CATFIGHT , CATFIGHT , CATFIGHT :)
    XOXO

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  36. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! Katie for the win!

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