Sunday, November 3, 2013

The Gloman Chronicles: Day 4, The End Is Near



Dear Glogirly,

Katie here. You're flying home today from your conference thing, and in the nick of time I might add. As per my previous communications, I've been extremely busy monitoring Waffles' activities.

He has now stolen my food in excess of 19 times, despite Gloman's feeble attempts to keep those sticky paws at bay. 


The most alarming development however, involves access to inappropriate adult-cat websites. I have photographic proof that he was surfing kitty porn late last night after Gloman went to bed. Clearly, he lied about his age when he logged on and how he got past the parental controls remains a mystery. 


Waffles, I am SO onto you.



34 comments:

  1. UH OH! Waffles is in sooooo much trouble!
    Hang in there Katie!

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  2. Faraday: Waff, quick! Tuck these silvervine packets under Katie's cat bed and grab Gloman's Nikon (better not put your paws on his NEW one tho). Incriminating photos make great blackmail material. Uh, not that I'd, like, know or anything.

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  3. Uh-oh, you're toast, Waffles. >>snicker<<

    Enjoy your easy Sunday, while you can. XOXO

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  4. Somekitty is gonna be in BIG trouble!

    P.S. My human told me you won some sort of "Muse" thing while you were away - concatulations!

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  5. Oooh, kitty porn. Waffles! I'm shocked!

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  6. Waffles, you're a bad boy ! *giggles* Purrs

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  7. Oh Oh , Waffles you are in sooo deep trouble ( again:)

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  8. Waffles!!! You're so bad!!!!!!! Katie, what will Glogirly do?!?!?!?

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  9. Uh-oh Waffles, you might be in trouble when Glogirly comes home...

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  10. Um, Waffles? Could you email us those web addresses?? ;)

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  11. Hmmm... I bet he gave his age in CAT years. MOUSES!

    Anywho... Katie, I do hope that you and Waffles will stop by my blog today. I'm celebratin' my blogoversary and there's a special little somethin' over there for both of you!

    Purrs,
    Nissy

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  12. Tsk tsk, Waffles! Stop giving Katie such a hard time: take it from orange cat to orange cat.

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  13. Hi Katie:
    Ummmm I noticed in this latest picture of you that you are much!! thinner - are you feeling ok? or is it the new food?

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  14. Well. Clearly it's GLOMAN who need some remedial lessons on Cat Wrangling! Waffles is just being, um, tasty pastry.

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  15. Oh, oh we thinks Waffle might be big trouble with Glogirly. Good thing she left you to keep on eye on things, Katie! MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  16. oh geez.....he is in BIG trouble now....

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  17. Hee, hee, hee! We can't wait to see how this turns out ;)

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  18. OMC! I have just caught up on all the shenanigans!! This is very worrying Katie! When Glogirly returns do you think Waffles will be retrenched or something? I think there are grounds for dismissal on his eating habits alone, let alone the .... errrr .... other thing!!!

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  19. Don't worry Waffles! We know you're being framed! Tsk tsk Katie, you should know that Glogirly will see right through your web of lies.

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  20. oh o Waffles now you're for it,xx Speedy

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  21. Waffles is one year of age, that makes him a mancat and fully able to visit any kitty website he wants.

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  22. He's really staring intently at that screen. Heh heh. Glad it's not that other mag's site. I think Gloman is in so much trouble for not watching W2 more closely.

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  23. Oh Katie,
    Mes suggests maga does of smacky paw and retmal scan locks on all the interweb devices! (Wored for Kozmo)
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  24. Can Waffles fall any further from the righteousness that is normally a part of all cats? Does he know not what he does? Katie, you may be falling down on the job in training him. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulieta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  25. Oh my dog! Waffles should be banned from the computer!

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  26. Sheesh! Boys will be boys Katie!!

    And he can't keep stealing your food like that! You are looking thin. But as beautiful as ever just the same.

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