Monday, September 19, 2011

Limpathy



Hi everyone, Katie here.

Well NOW I've done it.

If you've been following me for the past few weeks, you may know that Gloman was recently using crutches. He's fine, don't worry, this is all about ME.




So being the empathetic cat that I am, I started to limp. Ever so slightly. Just to make Gloman feel better mind you. He was limping, so I started limping. I didn't want him to feel bad. So I did what I had to do because I'm so empathetic.

Next thing I know I'm being RIPPED from beneath my warm covers and STUFFED into my plaid carrier.





It was SATURDAY. Totally uncalled for. So I endure the torturous ride and end up at the V-E-T. Great. Just great.



Upon arrival at V-E-T
(Pre-Meltdown)


Long story short, I had a tiny little meltdown in the exam room and before I knew it there were two vet techs wearing those falcon handling gloves and one more yelling "LOOK OUT, you're going to get BIT!"



Then one says, "yeah, I read about Katie in her file. She REALLY doesn't like coming here."

I'm thinking, "NO SH!T, Sherlock. How did you figure THAT out?"

So they took an x-ray (I made them work for it,) I peed all over them and they sent me packing with some kitty mo-phine.

Katie-Mo-Phine


I guess they're sending my x-ray to the University of Minnesota so some people who actually KNOW what they are doing can decide if there is anything wrong with my leg.

Limpathy I tell you. It was just limpathy.





16 comments:

  1. Whoa! You peed on them??

    I'm impressed.

    Nice work Katie!

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  2. Good for you! I think they should be honored that you did that. I hope that you just have limpathy...

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  3. Way to go Katie. I'm impressed with your tactics. Gotta remember dat one myself. I'll have to go to v.e.t. soon myself.

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  4. We could all learn from you!! We hope that your x-ray report shows limpathy and nothing else.

    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  5. youshould have told Glogirly it was NOT a limp butt a "cool" walk. Ya know like Snoop Dawg
    Benny & Lily

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  6. I am sending you lots of purrs Katie. Please keep us posted!

    BTW, I hate going to the vet as much as you, but I tend to shiver and curl up into a little ball. I think your tactics are much more effective!

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  7. Miss Katie, you know I'm in awe of your ability to strike fear into the (cold dead hearts) of Vets.

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  8. Thanks for the visit to our place. Hope you'll be stopping by often. We will Definitely be back to visit here.

    Buddy Bear says: "You go Katie girl. Dat make dem folks at da VET place tend ta buzinez.

    I really hopes dere is nothin bad wrong and you really wuz sufferin from dat limpathy whatever ...."

    Love the pictures. Great site.

    We're gone .....

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  9. Katie, I really should be feeling limpathetic with you, but I really feel for those poor vets! Anyways, I hope all works out ok! xox

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  10. Not a fun day Katie :( Sending you lots of pawsitive thoughts! :D

    Waggin at ya,
    Roo

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  11. Kisses and Hugs will delivery to you Miss Katie !
    I hope all works out good !
    xoxo

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  12. So much for Limpathy.
    We also heard about (and are impressed by)your choice language...Katie, we never suspected! Kudos to your peeing at/on the vet. Maui knows how to launch the thermometer outta his butt across the room if you need another weapon in your ARSEnal!

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  13. Oh Katie, look how you are rewarded for your limpathy! But I am very proud of you for earning the fancy glove treatment. Like Sparkle, I am more of the curl up in a ball and become invisible type.

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  14. Katie, I hate the vet too. But I've never peed on them when I go there. What a great idea! I'll be doing that next time!!

    Zoey

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  15. You're so empathetic Katie (though I never pictured saying that!). Purrs it's nothing at all!

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  16. I hope it was just limpathy, and that you and your human are back on form soon.

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